by Catwoman1995 December 05, 2018
When you wear a hoodie and cut a hole in the pocket for your penis. Masturbate with your hand and dick in the pouch while hoping a little during. Finish in the pouch.
I did a kangaroo pouch in the library.
by DarrinTheHunn April 20, 2025
Uber protective mom, surpasses a helicopter or lawnmower mom. Does everything for the child and grossly enables the child’s learned helplessness.
She is such a kangaroo mom her kid has a tv in her vagina. In order to teach the kid you have to yell up the birth canal.
by Call them as I see them February 09, 2019
Is when a female while having sex drops kicks the guy in the throat and punching him in the ass making the pain going to the penis making it feel hard and good
by A. D. B hd November 13, 2018
A term people use when someone asks a "why" question that is either
a. stupid
or
b. the answerer does not want to answer the question
a. stupid
or
b. the answerer does not want to answer the question
EXAMPLE A
Stupid Person: Why are your pants black?
Person: Cuz kangaroos.
EXAMPLE B
Nosy Person: Why did you and Sheila break up?
Person: Cuz kangaroos.
Stupid Person: Why are your pants black?
Person: Cuz kangaroos.
EXAMPLE B
Nosy Person: Why did you and Sheila break up?
Person: Cuz kangaroos.
by happykitten267 April 06, 2015
"kangaroo? "
"Bangchan!"
Or
"Wow, Chan jumped really high onto that stage platform.."
"Yeah, he's a kangaroo from Australia."
"Bangchan!"
Or
"Wow, Chan jumped really high onto that stage platform.."
"Yeah, he's a kangaroo from Australia."
by ThatIdiotAsh August 23, 2023
MATE! lets get outta here there are dangeroos everywhere!!
Naw mate look closa! they ain't got knives These are just kangaroos
Naw mate look closa! they ain't got knives These are just kangaroos
by thehunn January 26, 2018