nards

Slang, or bawdy term for a women's breasts

Did you see the nards on her?

by Sandy February 17, 2005

nardified

Hey, watch your... - eh-bleh-bleh-ble-eh - First of all watch your language and also watch the way you're putting things here.
Wait a minute, what's that mean anyway?
The wax with nard cream? Ehuh? Iiiyh!

I'll nardify the next time I'll come across the word ''nardified'' from someone else. Not you #2, not you Goldmember...

by whatdoyoudialtogetoutofthematrix July 26, 2004

Narded

To be slapped in the testicles.

My buddy was being a tool so I narded him.

by TheTokyoSaint December 25, 2016

Nardiplays

A very sexy italian man with a sizeable cock he is a very good MInecrafter with countless discord kittens he tells his friends roblox arensal tips n tricks. EVERY girl he knows wants to root him.

OMG nardiplays is the best minecrafter
OMG i love Nardiplays big penis

by Nardiplays fan club July 11, 2021

nard

onomopaeanic term for the sound created in the colision of chuckles and ballistic gel in a vacuum. when attached to an exclamation the bearer of such term becomes the axis mundi of the exclamation, as a non-cultish living hierophony of the term.

oh. i am suddenly overcome by a infinite vertago of sickness and pleasure as if six flags and zoom floom waterpark is in my head. the weeeiNARD cometh.

by dandandan December 18, 2006

nardbomber

A person who you don't like, and yet want to call him something other than a nerd/asshole/jerk/etc..

"Like damn girl, he's a total nardbomber!"

by ToxicCherry August 29, 2003

domenic nardini

Handsome and sexy likes someone but is secretly im a good friend if you don’t fuck with me

Domenic Nardini is the best

by Daddy domenic April 1, 2019