Nico

Daddiest Daddy 😜

Nico is the daddiest Daddy there is

by Hollaatme1234 July 17, 2023

nicos crib

In a lawless land, the sea breeze wind blows through the ambient sound of SexyRedd playing downstairs, topped off with a broken smoke detector chirping to mimic the birds that have gone extinct from the residents of DP. The party had just ended, and Nico is now coming out of his cave. Steve has just thrown another car battery into the Pacific Ocean as he throws a temper tantrum over the dishes being left in the industrial kitchen. Roommate (or inmate?) number 17 runs off in the distance with his ankle monitor, taking the money from that months water bill. “Fourteen hundred a month for a triple bedroom?” said Jeremy. “Im only paying that shit when I feel like it!” But the real question remains. Where is Nico? Nico are you there? Is Nico at Nico’s crib right now? Paging Nico…

Nico is prolly at Nicos Crib right now doing some French 101 homework

by Bill Cosby O’neilly March 1, 2024

Nico

No, not Nico from Love Live Sunshine. You are the opposite. When one is a crackhead to the level where it's not funny anymore. You play Minecraft when you should be paying attention in school.

"He was being such a Nico, he bonked me on the head with a tape sword!"

by Weather Report December 10, 2021

Nico

A very cool and not horny person who gets a shit ton of bitches

"Damn, you hooked up last night? You really pulled a Nico"

by Bigbootydestroyer January 8, 2022

Nico

A boy with an ego bigger than his dick.

Girl 1: "Nico has no balls"
Girl 2: "No shit, he looks like Sid the fucking sloth"
Girl 1: "why is his ego so big when he looks like a round triangle"
Girl 2: "No idea"

by ihatepeoplewithaburningpassion January 30, 2023

Nico

Someone not physically able to lie.

A: You sure he ain't lying?
B: Bro, he's a Nico.

by nimmersatt January 19, 2024

Nico

He’s the biggest dilph

I luv Nico

by Nicos the biggest dilph May 1, 2019