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A woman that is facially ugly, but otherwise doable. Root: University of Minnesota's Student Newspaper, The Minnesota Daily; specifically, the backpage section, "Network."
Wow, she's Network. If only she wore a mask, it would all be good.
by Handsome P. Beautiful May 13, 2003
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Network Nazi

1. A slang term used to describe the local or remote IT administrator. Often used by user who posses little or no techincal knowledge combined with complete discrespect/disregard for corporate IT policies.
2. An underapreciated and underpaid IT aministrator who deals with Stupid users all day ( the ones who need to use a guide to send an email...or the ones who accidentaly move folders on files shares) and manages not to call them fuktartds or LUsers. To get back at them he fully enforces the corporate IT policy.
3. An overpaid babysiter- charged with the task of making sure users dont fuck shit up.
4. A liason between HR/Legal or Departmental Managers and the users- often the one who has to play the role of the "bad guy"
User on phone to cyber girlfriend ( who is probaly a man in real life...)- "The Network Nazi removed IM so I cant cyber with you during work"

User to Manager:
The Network Nazi made me change my password again... and I cant remeber all 8 letters so i couldnt run the report."

The Network Nazi removed all of my passwords i had taped to my monitor.
by hollatronix August 2, 2008
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Networking

Verb: NeT~werk~ing: A euphemism used to describe the consumption of alcohol and socializing and meeting of new people amongst a drunken environment. Coined by a small faction of fucking ridiculous Temple students.
"Yo man, want to network tonight?"

"I'm out networking, can I call you later?"
by The dude from the hall August 29, 2006
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Networking Ninja

Noun. A networking ninja is a person who successfully creates a circle of influence to achieve their personal and professional goals. Employs bold networking strategies to effectively build quality relationships and guarantee a win. Must be open to new ideas, new technology and new opportunities. Always ready to share information, give advice and connect people. Mission: a positive impact on society.
After watching a few networking ninjas in action, I now make it my first priority to locate the bar or coffee table first.

We hired some networking ninjas to tweet about all things Sushilicious even before the doors were open.

Networking Ninjas use effective weapons such as Facebook, Twitter, MySpace, and other social networks to “karate-chop” your competition.

He is referred to in the business community as a Networking Ninja for his highly effective, unorthodox strategies for getting new customers and generating referrals.
by Knerq April 8, 2011
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the Network

The all powerful information trades commission. Somewhat of a black market of the Information Age.
"Yeah, I know her name and phone number.. but it will cost you for the Network's services." - Celtic Storm
by Celtic Storm February 3, 2010
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unsocial networking

Connecting to random strangers on online social networks, but having no intention of really getting to know who they are.

The primary purpose of unsocial networking is to seek attention by padding your friends list with as big a number of friends / connections as possible.

Interacting with your connections is really not part of that equation.
Since I started my unsocial networking campaign, I have added 3,528 people on one of my social profiles. Before I started unsocially networking by adding random people I will never communicate with, I only had 67 friends on my list.

Gosh, I feel so popular!
by akajohnsanders August 4, 2010
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OWN Network

A channel owned my Oprah Winfrey it's acronym stands for Oprah Winfrey Network.
I am going to watch Why Not on the OWN Network channel.
by Mrs Gadzoomoheimer April 3, 2011
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