Pulled a Nelson

To fail to get a hard-on (especially due to alcohol consumption).

"Lawrence has gone and pulled a Nelson again, that man is incorrigible!"

by Samuraicop February 26, 2021

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Kayden Nelson

Kayden Nelson is so f*cking hot.

Oh damm Kayden Nelson ur f*cking hot

by Kayden Nelson March 15, 2021

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curtis nelson

A real cool electrician with the biggest dick in Indiana

I wish that I was half the man Curtis Nelson is. He knows everything.

by Indiana guy February 16, 2015

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Pulling a Nelson

1.Telling your parents you are spending the night at a friends, while that friend tells their parents they are spending the night at yours. Hitting up every party and club in town.

2. Tricking your parents into hanging with friends. Ending up sleeping in your car or theirs.

Question: Hey dude want to pull a nelson?

Response: Sure! Already on it!

Question: Hey bro why did you get grounded?

Response: I was in the middle of "pulling a nelson" and my parents found out I wasn't really at Bobs.

by Gannzo December 31, 2013

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spewy nelson

To get out of something (anything but job related work) by pretending to be sick.

"Ohhh(groan)Im doin' the Spewy Nelson, you go shopping wihtout me honey, I'm way too sick, I wouldn't want to infect other people."
"Erik did the Spewy Nelson so I guess we're stuck with all this work."

by Diego August 30, 2003

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