Average Neighbor

A guy who lives next door to you, who you thought was very attractive at first glance. Then when you hang out with him, you realize that he is not hot, he is just average.

Average neighbor was mowing his lawn today!

by marleneyweenie June 24, 2009

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Visiting the neighbor

when your balls rest in your butt crack while lying down on your back

while i was relaxing my balls were visiting the neighbor

by NUROK HOWLER October 19, 2010

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Like a creepy neighbor, State Farm is there

State Farm is now a woke company.

State Farm: We'll groom your kids, and teach them to be gay.
Like a creepy neighbor, State Farm is there

by Skyrim550 September 11, 2022

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it's all good in the neighborhood

a way to say that you are doing alright in a different way. this phrase is the best alternative to saying you are alright because it rhymes.

friend 1: Emma, it looks like that hurt. are you ok?
friend 2: yeah, it's all good in the neighborhood

by The juicy juice March 17, 2019

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"Our new apartment has beighbors on each side"

"Hey, when i was getting the mail I met one of our hot beighbors, the short one with the brown hair that's always jogging"

"I helped the girls moving in below us carry their couch yesterday...total beighbors"

by Graber August 7, 2007

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