Negative Paper

Pulling something bad off at work, which results in a written reprimand, which ends up on your personal file.

Ah shit man, you shouldn't have done that, "Now your going to end up with some 'Negative Paper' on your file!"

by Merle_Hanson January 27, 2009

negative poo

Apparently not that rare phenomenon when you weigh yourself up, then you take a shit, weigh yourself again and you notice you are slightly heavier than you were before the act.

The ultimate negative poo, in turn, is when you actually weigh yourself up during the act and you see yourself gaining on weight on the scale.

- Cannot be. Right before shitting it was like 170 lbs and now its 175!
- Negative poo at its finest.

by krd April 18, 2014

negative fx

The band that provided the inspiration for the name of 'nofx'

i used to like that band negative fx

by Fiasco De Gama August 06, 2006

negative creativity

The act of taking a word and using part of that word to make a new word with the same defenition as the original word.

The maker of rents must have thought long and hard about that one.

I made a new word guys... it means the same thing as driving.... its ving!

by Kris Jones June 06, 2005

Negative Slush

A person who is so lonely due to no bitches they become gay

"Hey, did you hear that John got Negative Slush'd?" "Bro, I never expected him to become gay"

by bigone09210 April 20, 2022

Negative Cool

To express extreme displeasure with something or someone. Another form of "uncool" or "not cool".

Guy 1-"Hey man I clogged your toilet."
Guy 2-"Dude, negative cool."

Girl-"Baby.....I'm pregnant."
Guy-"............Negative cool."

by Hells Pastry August 27, 2008

negative money

The condition of having current and expected debts and expenses that are greater than all your cash, bank balances, and loose change/money people owe you put together.

Guy 1: Man, I gotta pay 80 bucks to register my car for the year and 120 bucks for some course access bullshit for class, but I only got 45 bucks in cash and 85 in the bank.

Guy 2: I feel you, man. Negative money blows.

Guy 1: Guess I better get to borrowing some cash.

by Can't even buy a cheeseburger October 01, 2013