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nuked meme

Deep fried memes, posted on r/nukedmemes, usually deepfried to the point where they are unreadable.
I post nuked memes instead of 🅱eepfried ones.
by Lucjaa November 13, 2018
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Jesus Nuke

It's like a regular nuke, except it eradicates all sin within a 100 lightyear radius. It also destroys cringeworthy things like furry smut, cancer fandoms, etc. Also, when it explodes, Jesus comes out of the mushroom cloud.
Girl 1: Hey, have you heard of K-Pop?
Girl 2: OMG YASSS I LOVE K-POP!!!!!
Guy: DROP THE JESUS NUKE!
*Explosion punctuated with angelic choir music*
by guymanchester August 13, 2017
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nuke and duke

The act of putting food in the microwave at work and the leaving to go take a shit, thus causing a logjam in the work kitchen.
It took forever to heat up my lunch, someone pulled a Nuke and Duke so I had to wait forever for the microwave
by Pistofficeguy May 18, 2016
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sperm nuke

Jo: Yo, he's totally a sperm nuke!
Bob: Why don't you say "dick" like everyone else?
Jo: Because I can!
Bob:*facepalms*
by MayoNinja July 19, 2016
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Nuke lol

what russians send to america when they mad
Person 1: The russians just sent america a nuke lol
Person 2: OH WOOOW
by Demient February 7, 2021
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Schmeat Nuke

When you hold in the nut in for prolonged periods of time, and release it.
“Hey babe it’s been a while since I’ve done anything so prepare for a schmeat nuke”
by xXBaconOnAStick January 29, 2020
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