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light blue nail polish

When a girl has light blue nail polish it is code for “I have a boyfriend” because when a girl asks a guy what color she should get her nails done, he will typically say “light blue
Boy: “do you want to go on a date with me.”
Girl: “have you looked at my nails?”
Boy: “ oh your wearing light blue nail polish. Sorry.”
by Fruit.Loop May 28, 2021
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Nail Fudge

When wiping your ass, the finger goes through the toilet paper or the paper misses the shit in your ass completely & you get shit under your nail.
The toilet paper failed & JOHNNY CAME OUT WITH NAIL FUDGE!

Also the new CARVEL CAKE "FUDGIE THE NAIL"
by 1Adam12 October 9, 2007
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Nailple

A Nailple is a creature from Runescape that was created from the future quest "While Guthix Sleeps We Give Him Nipples". This is because Guthix does not have any nipples and as an adventurer you must make sure that he does. By using your construction and crafting skill you create nipple like structures and nail them on to Guthix's body. As you complete that quest another becomes available "Attack of the Nailples". In this quest the Nailples come alive and you must defeat them. This quest leads on to further quests such as "Revenge of the Nailples". To get an idea of their appearance they are nipples with nails in them. They currently live with the jerk in Zamoraks (ZamZam) GWD.
Richard fought the Nailple to the best of his abilities.
Mason cowers in fear as the Nailples come closer.
Adam covers his eyes as the Nailple inserts it's nail into his pocket and steals his wallet.
by Super Em March 12, 2013
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utility nail

When you let a fingernail grow (usually the thumb or index finger) so it's just long enough to perform handy tasks.

This can be useful for opening packages, scraping stuff, picking your nose (if you're so inclined), self defense, plucking a stringed instrument, itching scratches... etc.
Guy 1: Hey Bill, do you need some scissors to open that box?
Bill: That's ok, I have my utility nail.

Bill proceeds to puncture the plastic with his utility nail then rip open the rest of the box.

Sue noticed a spot of dried crud on her project just before turning it in. Luckily, she had her utility nail and was able to scrape it off.
by ichigodesuka June 2, 2009
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Holy Nail

The ultimate homosexual sexual conquest. This is where a gay man seeks to have sex with a straight man because of its almost impossible nature. The Holy Nail can be two things. One, it's the journey and desire to have sex with a straight man. The other is the actual act of having sex between a gay man and a straight fellow.
Loren: "Gay guys really want to do straight guys. They're the Holy Nail."

Shelby: "So gay guys like to do other gay guys?"
Corrine: "Yes, but they would rather do a straight guy. You know, the Holy Nail."

Matthew: "Damn, you see Fred over there? He's looking fine tonight."
Seth: "Yeah, too bad he is with his girlfriend."
Matthew: "I know! He's my Holy Nail."

Keith: "If I finally nail a straight dude, would that be considered a Holy Nail?"
Caitlin: "Not sure, because if he has sex with you he might be gay."
Keith: "Yeah, then it wouldn't be a Holy Nail."
by Noullet776 November 30, 2013
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I'd rather nail my penis to a burning building

An expression of extreme disgust over a proposed course of action. First uttered in the movie, "The Fan," by John Leguizamo.
"Baby, let's go antiques shopping this weekend."

"I'd rather nail my penis to a burning building."
by Artie D. May 1, 2006
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Naisha

A wonderful human being. It means special and unique 🙃. Get a Naisha in your life today!
I wish I could have a friend like Naisha.
by Wonderful 🥰 October 8, 2020
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