Misticken

The word most often used in place of "Mistaken" when completely inebriated and pointing out a flaw in someone's argument or story.

I don't remember throwing the keg onto the street donkey kong style, therefore, you must be misticken.

by Miss Tickin December 30, 2009

mistision

a combination of the words mistake and decision to express the regret of doing something.

i made a horrible mistision by not wearing a condom.

by Tony Badagutch October 1, 2009

mastican

a nasty mexican

Alexa, don't dance with him... he's a mastican

by Kerla November 4, 2010

Mastificator

Someone who doesn't understand what you're trying to say, when you're trying to call them stupid nonchalontly.

Person 1: "Hey man, not the orangest carrot in the bunch huh?"
Person 2:".... wat"
Person 1: "You're such a mastificator man.."

by bootyliscious laquisha July 25, 2012

masti-cry

cry wank. To masturbate while crying. The crying can be of negative or positive reasons such as your football team winning, breaking up with your girlfriend, or even having just survived a life threatening incident resulting in absolute euphoria.

Oh no, I'm approaching my 30s and as a direct result I'm having some sort of life crisis. I also need to masturbate before the Mrs. comes home from work. Looks like I'm having a masti-cry before she gets back again.

by Careless1 March 5, 2015

Masti

Masti is a rare and weird name.
But if you meet someone who's name is masti then let me tell you, you're really lucky.
Masti is a sweet, gorgeous, kind hearted and funny girl.
She sometimes has her 5 minutes (getting weird& laughing) and she's not truly herself until she feels comfortable with you.
But once you get to know her, you don't want her to leave anymore.
Although she's kinda clumsy, she still listens to your problems and is a good& loyal friend.

Did you see masti? I really need someone to talk to

by Lovelyescape January 3, 2017

mostismore

a combination of most and more

i love you mostismore mostismore

by EvilTrex19 March 8, 2017