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Muppet Stroke

When your voice changes into a cartoon or puppet sounding voice for no reason.
Holy shit, did you just have a muppet stroke?
by DrumBox January 7, 2015
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Muppet-to-a-Fraggle *See Fraggle*

A Muppet is a genuinely nice person and intends well for another individual (namely a fraggle). Will typically take an open mind and heart to the individual and their situation. Not know of their past, and open their home to them in genuine good faith. At which point the Fraggle moves in and commences the acts as outlined in the definition for Fraggle. (Fraggles are not limited to the DC Metro area as these creatures have been sighted in any major metropolitan area; San Francisco, Los Angeles, Seattle, New York, Portland, San Diego, Chicago, etc.) at this point the Muppet should be aware that they are in danger of graduating from a Muppet to an enabler as the action of providing a space for the Fraggle to continue their behavior is by definition an enabler. The term Muppet is to reflect the Jim Henson like control the Fraggle has over the person.
Did you get to talk to Tom? He's a f*cking Muppet for that Fraggle he has staying with him.
by Pseudonym-Gaybie February 22, 2024
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Muppet Party

A Muppet Party is when you and your friends wrap your dicks in socks/puppets and perform a puppet show in a pre school, A Muppet party could also be a sexual event in which you fuck your friends with the puppets on your genitalia
Yo, Me and the boys had a good Muppet Party last night
by AkumaOni May 17, 2023
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Muppet: A Mindless Puppet

A person who conforms to society without thought.

Follows social norms mindlessly and controlled. A Mindless Puppet
John does whatever society expects him to do without thinking. What a Muppet!
by Raina Rayne January 1, 2024
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Reverse Muppet

To reverse muppet is to stick the length of your arm down the throat of who you are reverse muppeting. Then to control them as you would a muppet.
Friend 1-“If you don’t stop doing that I will reverse muppet you”
Friend 2- “Fine I’ll stop talking.”
by SkeletonSlayer16 January 22, 2024
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Wank muppet

The sock you use to cover your cock which catches your cum when masturbating.
He is such a wank muppet!
by Christophlambpie August 15, 2023
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finger muppet

Somebody who contorts their fingers while posing for photograph.
Look at those finger muppets trying look cooler than they are. Try hards.
by LowHz September 11, 2016
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