Muppet-to-a-Fraggle *See Fraggle*
A Muppet is a genuinely nice person and intends well for another individual (namely a fraggle). Will typically take an open mind and heart to the individual and their situation. Not know of their past, and open their home to them in genuine good faith. At which point the Fraggle moves in and commences the acts as outlined in the definition for Fraggle. (Fraggles are not limited to the DC Metro area as these creatures have been sighted in any major metropolitan area; San Francisco, Los Angeles, Seattle, New York, Portland, San Diego, Chicago, etc.) at this point the Muppet should be aware that they are in danger of graduating from a Muppet to an enabler as the action of providing a space for the Fraggle to continue their behavior is by definition an enabler. The term Muppet is to reflect the Jim Henson like control the Fraggle has over the person.
A Muppet is a genuinely nice person and intends well for another individual (namely a fraggle). Will typically take an open mind and heart to the individual and their situation. Not know of their past, and open their home to them in genuine good faith. At which point the Fraggle moves in and commences the acts as outlined in the definition for Fraggle. (Fraggles are not limited to the DC Metro area as these creatures have been sighted in any major metropolitan area; San Francisco, Los Angeles, Seattle, New York, Portland, San Diego, Chicago, etc.) at this point the Muppet should be aware that they are in danger of graduating from a Muppet to an enabler as the action of providing a space for the Fraggle to continue their behavior is by definition an enabler. The term Muppet is to reflect the Jim Henson like control the Fraggle has over the person.
by Pseudonym-Gaybie February 22, 2024
Get the Muppetmug. it seems there is a fad among the younger generation that a baggy chaser is something of a badge of honor. I want to be clear it is not. It is a badge of shame and once you are labeled as such you are blackballed. There is nothing cute or attractive about a grown man who prides himself on never having made a drug purchase. If you are in that community there is an expectation that you will contribute. If you can not. You make it clear prior to making any arrangements. Furthermore you don't just stop there andsay something like "Unfortunately I don't have any supplies, however could I bring some drinks? (or/and poppers, or/and lube, or when you arrive break out your wallet and offer up a few bucks. And definitely DON'T act like they owe you anything for that cash if you really want wait until you leave so you can offer a fair amount but don't do 2 grams and offer 5 bucks) Offering an alternative in its stead. Do you know what you should do when you can't do that? Make it very clear and apologize DO NOT BE PROUD OF IT. If you see them again make sure you have even a ten spot and apologize. You don't even have to do it every time on e you have established yourself you can do it every few. Just don't forget to do it. It means a lot to a person when you do the above it shows recognition that you acknowledge and appreciate their funding the party and that means a lot. You definitely don't want to get labeled a baggy chaser it's a mark of shame.
by Pseudonym-Gaybie September 1, 2025
Get the Baggy Chasermug.