Muffin dick

Someone who likes muff and dick; a bisexual.

Dude he is a total muffin dick!

by ClownPenisDotFart October 17, 2010

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muffin toss

When you fart in palm of your hand and then cup it into a friends face

My boyfriend muffin tossed me in the face and I almost threw up

by Jwilly34 April 21, 2016

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Muffin Palm

When a female server sticks her hand down her pants with the intent of using that hand to subsequently work on a customer's food order.

Daphne: That asshole who doesn't tip is in your section...
Patty: Yeah I saw, I hit his burger bun with the old muffin palm.

by Elephant Raiden March 5, 2019

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Muffin moment

n/ A sudden yet undeniable craving for a blueberry muffin.

Jackie went into the kitchen when she suddenly had a muffin moment.

by Nickjken March 29, 2020

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A group of bored as heck teenagers on Wattpad writing fanfiction specifically based on the Muffin Squad. They can survive through the toughest of times; writer's block, Wattpad drama, you name it.

They are also well known for doing all nighters, hence that they're fanfiction writers fueled by heartbreaking angst.

Person A: I'm a large fan of the Muffin Squad lol. I'm also kinda interested in writing about them too.

Person B: Have you heard of the Muffinpad community?

by Carrie's-Coolio-Right-Now July 11, 2020

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