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Muslish

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Anything bad that anyone does anywhere in the world ever. Because Islam is an evil religion, then all evil acts are inspired by it, even when those acts are committed by non-Muslims who hate Islam.

As defined by Stephen Colbert
The point is, the Norwegian bomber may not be Muslim, but his heinous acts are indisputably Muslish. And we must not let his Islam-esque atrocity divert our attention from the terrible people he reminds us of.
by Olly Olly Oxen Frei July 28, 2011
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Muslim

The second largest religion in the world. This religion oftentimes is the scapegoat for terrorism, but in reality is a peaceful religion, although these days some people claim to be Muslims to justify their own actions. For example, Osama bin Laden.
"I'm a Muslim, so I pray 5 times a day."
"I don't eat pork, I'm a Muslim."
by Yungretweet March 5, 2015
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alabama muslim

(Where a muslim takes a non-muslim woman and shats into her redsock after inserting his long cock he then drags her by the redsock and whips her head as she is crying he takes his prayer)
girl : NO NO NOOOO AHHHHHHH DONT SHAT INTO MY ANUSSSSS AAAAAHHHHHH YOUR AN Alabama muslim !!!!
muslim: ooooohhh habibi ahabk ahabk ahabkkkk oohhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh
by YusofBinLaden April 14, 2017
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jewish muslim

A fucking nigger ass bitch that has no fucking genitals and should get fucking bombed and gassed
by Fortnite m8 February 8, 2018
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Muslim

Contrary to what others say Muslims are not evil. Some Muslims do not do the right thing, but true Muslims, as with any other religious person, does not do anything bad. Unfortunately, many extremists are Muslims and therefore give many Muslims a bad name.

I'm Buddhist and have met many Muslims and most are good people. So, don't bash on their religion because of a few bad people, most are good.
Muslim - "hey. I'm a Muslim"
Guy - "really? You seem so nice and normal..."
by SuperKNaanMan July 4, 2011
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muslim

Some one who practices Islam, sometimes confused with terrorists and The Taliban. They are no different than Christians or Jews or Hindus, they just have a different imaginary friend, and should be left alone.
Jhon the asshole from Texas: Fuck muslims they are all crazy sucicide bombing Taliban members.

Steve the Cool guy from San Fransisco: Dude not cool that's like calling all Germans Nazi's or all white christians Ku Kulx Klan members.
by Levi Morris January 18, 2007
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holy muslim

Used instead of holy shit if ya don't want your parents to hear you say shit. Derived from saying shite muslim instead of shit.
Holy muslim, that nigga just busted a cap in yo ass!
by jmc2005 July 28, 2005
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