Mooch

Unit of time equal to ten days. Coined for the length of Anthony "The Mooch" Scaramucci's tenure as Communications Director for the Trump Administration.

When Trump went on his 17-day vacation I thought "The news is going to be quiet for a while. Oh well, at least my F5 key can get a break."
Hahaha, oh, how naive and foolish I was all that long time ago, way, way back in those distant and forgotten days of... 10 days (aka 1 Mooch) ago.

by Miriax April 18, 2018

mooch grac

slang for muchas gracias, often said by white people

I appreciate that man, mooch grac

by jayzerlaser February 1, 2018

Moochdocking

Parking your camper (rig) on friends or family property for free while you live in it.

I'm moochdocking at my In-laws right now

by Dammit woman May 5, 2018

Mitochondria

The powerhouse of the cell

I’m a mitochondria

by It’s ya mega boi July 16, 2018

Mooc

A man with a lopsided dick

look at him, he has a lopsided dick, he’s an Mooc now.

by William T. Riker July 20, 2018

Mooch

Someone who expects to be provided with everything for free and have tantrums or attitude problems when they are denied.

I stopped buying him free drinks and then he proceeded to have a conniption on me -- what a mooch!

by TarGlobe September 3, 2018

Mitochondriaphilia

Sexual attraction to mitochondria The power house of the cell

I heard that person developed mitochondriaphilia from Watching Cells at Work! too much

by Lynch me harder December 10, 2018