Moral

Oral sex that occurs first thing in the morning.

I cannot believe she surprised me with some moral this morning.

by Hornodi October 18, 2020

Moral Turntables

When you try to be moral about something, but then you scratch it.

Nahid: Wow, he was not a nice guy.
Matt: Well that's because he was on MORAL TURNTABLES.

by I Forget Things October 10, 2017

Moose Morals

The looser, chiller, slightly suspicious, Canadian way of life.

"You Canadians and your moose morals!"

by Artgineer June 22, 2017

Morality

the final message of story, movie, reading...etc
what defines what is right or wrong

His morality was just different.

by piscisgirl November 12, 2017

morals and standards

Used by Christians to try and tell poeple not to have sex, get drunk, and do drugs. Seldom works but there is progress they believe. Some people are no long doing drugs and having sex at the same time....sometimes.

Christain-gotta have morals and standards guys, abstinence is good for you.

Non-Christian. Absta-what.

Christain-No sex before marriage

Non-Christian - seems like a long time, are morals and standards really that important?

Christian- yes, but its your descion

by TheTrainGuy February 6, 2018

Morales touch

moe·rall·ez t·uh·ch

When you are completing an action or winning/getting ahead in any situation and a person with the surname Morales completes the action, eradicating all feeling of being successful and self satisfaction/pleasure. Also gives flaccid vibes.

I almost got a solo kill in paintball but then Bustin and Pakob did the Morales touch and got a dirty melee kill.

by dasapollo September 13, 2021

Morally dead

When someone is sentient, but their actions and behaviour signal to the opposite, as if they're just a body obeying chemistry. Like doing things only out of instinct, or only doing or focusing on what feels good, often disregarding anything else.

This guy has talked about and done nothing but eating fast-food . He's 25, lives with his parents, and still only does that.
He's a morally dead fatass.

by Local intellectual July 28, 2021