Mistious

Something strange and weird.

For example, if someone was biting their toe, I would say that's mistious.

by Creativemindset February 22, 2026

Mistious

Something strange and weird.

For example, if someone is biting their toe, I would say that's mistious.

by Creativemindset February 22, 2026

Misting the Gitch

When you have a wet fart and it hits your underwater

I was out drinking last night and the beer farts had me misting the gitch

by ChrisMoltisanti August 25, 2025

Místicofagboy

Fag not being agreeing to being a fag

STQRM is a Místicofagboy

by MC, mongoloid child September 12, 2025

Crop Misting

When someone lets out a wet fart while walking away, leaving behind a nasty “mist” for others to walk through. Like crop dusting, but damper, messier, and way more offensive.

"The maintenance workers refused to clean up the homeless womans Crop Misting trail"

by 1800shawngay September 28, 2025

Miscies

The sadly incorrect way of spelling 'Misies' for those who don't know. The incorrect spelling of 'A missus'

"I love the miscies and their ballers"
"Shut the fuck up bitch, you spelled it wrong"

by Natalie 'Fo Sho Yo Ho' September 18, 2008

Mesticulator

Usually a pencil, #2 of course, or a pen which is found underneath the couch, chair or radiator that is used to mesticulate the carbons of a mixed drink. The mesticulation of the carbons causes fizzation.

You see Danny... The fizzation... The mesticulator... The mesticulation... The carbons.

Science

by setz'monsterflex May 5, 2009