misgender margot monday

monday is the day we all get use "she" instead of "they"

on margot

Sophia: "Look! They are right there."
Logan: "Sophia, you cant use "they" on margot! It's misgender margot monday."

by mypseudonymong March 8, 2022

Scissor Misters

Sexual position where two gentlemen slot their legs on either side of each other so that they can grind their penises together or his shaft to the other's sack, whichever the males prefer. They can also choose to graze the other's butthole as a form of pleasuring one another. The male equivalent of a "scissor sister."

Not only do Mike and Sameer sit next to one another at work, but they are also secretly scissor misters.

by Carrie Underw00d February 27, 2011

Mister Mister

The Drizzle's arch nemesis, whose alter ego is meatwad himself. Made popular by the adult swim show "aqua teen hunger force."
catch phrase: "When i get pissed, you get mist"

Mister Mister is meatwad's superhero form, not to be mistaken with his moon master uniform.

by Rich105 October 10, 2005

what's the time mister wolf?

A cute way of asking the time that distracts someone long enough to be pickpocketed. the source is a ninettenth century childrens playground game particularly popular from the interwar years.

Villain: What's the time mister wolf?

Rich old dude: Oh uh, heh, mister wolf, good one. Well it's eight thirty by my watch.


In this time a second villain has swiped the old mans' wallet and watch.

by Gumba Gumba June 1, 2004

great missenden

Paki population: everyone

You live in Great Missenden

by Chickenmanmancw May 11, 2018

mister

To long for another;to feel empty without

I told my girlfriend when I was in jail that I mister!

by Little K and Big Willey April 29, 2008

Mister Fister

One who fist's a woman often.

"Mister.......Fister"

by Anonymous April 22, 2003