Mister Salties

A guy's balls; male genitalia

"You got some nice Mister Salties down there."

by Pickles Lubzie January 26, 2010

Mister Twatbox

Someone who is self important to a degree of uber arrogance.

Mister Twatbox is Someone who is regarded by most people as a complete dick, even amongst his friends.

i.e 'That Mr Twatbox Gordon Broon'
'Here comes Mr Twatbox, try and ignore him'

by Elbow grease May 9, 2010

MisterBeardo

A slightly taller older gentleman with grey in his massive beard. May be a little weird but still has a beard.

Did you see that MisterBeardo walking down the street? He has an awesome beard yo!

by gnuattitude May 30, 2013

mister rocket

Argentinian slang for penis

Mister Rocket's ready to launch!

by 123kerreeee October 12, 2013

missed twatpurtunity

To miss out on some guaranteed pussy.

That girl was all over your dick last night. You should have been all up in that pussy. Talk about another missed twatpurtunity.

by M80-5280 January 21, 2015

missed the taco

Missed the mark, did not make the goal.

Your presentation totally missed the taco.

by kalikat35 February 22, 2015

Mister Nickel

A teacher who thinks he is the best thing that ever happend to his students.

A: How is your new math teacher?
B: Man he is such a Mister Nickel.

by Fakten August 13, 2015