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the most incredible gorgeous perfect women on this planet and should run the universe.
by tate_langdon’s_toes April 26, 2021
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MILF

Bob: What a relaxing day at the lake!
Rob: Yes mate, MILF!!!
by DigBickLad November 16, 2020
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milf

Mother Who I want to fuck

I woman who has kids that you want to smash and have sex and fuck with usually 30-40+ years
1. Mom I'd Like to Fuck, or Mature I'd Like to Fuck

A MILF is any woman with children who has men that want to have sexual intercourse with her. The term is also sometimes used to describe women above a certain aged (30 or 40+) who are not mothers themselves, but are deemed to be sexually attractive, and also have men that would like to partake in sexual intercourse with them.

Your mum is a MILF, dude

I saw this total MILF getting off the bus today
"Mother I'd Like (to) Fuck"
mothers, whether married, separated or divorced, that a male individual sees as physical attractive enough to want to have sexual intercourse with them. Just cuz their moms doesn't mean that they don't need a spark in their love life. If they've ever breastfed,they have really responsive nipples and a core of erectile tissue in their breasts. The ones in good shape have worked at regaining control over their vaginas (Kegel exercises).MILFs are usually real careful about birth control, they know accidents happen but they take responsible step.
You that milf do be looking good I gonna go ask if I can smash her in bed you know that sex and vag
by ThewordDictonarForEveroneboys January 21, 2023
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milf

man I love folklore

(reference to taylor swift album, one of the top 9 albums ever written)
oh milf!
by dotsie daises May 22, 2021
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MILF

MILF:

Man
I

Love
Frogs

Don’t let all these other definitions fool you, Man I Love Frogs is the only true definition out there.
Person 1: MILF
Person 2: what?

Person 1: Man I Love Frogs
Person 2: me too man, me too
by MILF: Man I Love Frogs November 6, 2022
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milf

MILF - Moro Islamic Liberation Front - active separatist militia in Philippines. Currently in peace with the government.
MILF continues to hunt for wanted ISIS-inspired militant
by luftmausmann December 2, 2017
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milf

by hdfqwefygreh2qwydfewq July 27, 2020
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