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microaggression

The tiniest of possible insults, not insulting enough to qualify as regular aggression. Generally unintentional, unnoticed, and unimportant, these microaggressions are intended to draw the attention of everyone in the vicinity, and particularly at University should be avoided at all cost.
"This splinter is a microaggression to my finger."
"OMG! Are you going to be allright?! Should I dial 911!?"
by Noisy Ninja January 14, 2015
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microdots

Slang for LSDs, you know the things that give you trips.
I gotsta get sum mor of deez microdots 2nite, blud, its how its goin down.

Sum thug out da bak woz sellin microdots
by Slickalicious October 30, 2004
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micro-shaft

A person who has an abnormaly small penis or "shaft".
crikey mate! you've got a micro-shaft.

Sorry, i dont do micro-shaft
by luke riordan, nick brewin April 23, 2006
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Uber Micro

Not just the ability to be pro with a mouse and keyboard, but to be so uber with them that you can play at least four games at once and pwn.
Chris's micro is so uber he pwned me at ten games at once.
by Chris, the l33t November 1, 2004
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Eeny Teeny Weeny Beany Micro-Thinny

A miserable little joint, that when rolled, consumes the small bits of bud that were left over from rolling the monsterous joint. This is a pathetic thing that doesn't do much unless you are a pygmy who can't handle the smoke.

Opposite of Atty Batty Super Makdaddy Macro-fatty
"After puffin' that Atty Batty Super Makdaddy Macro-Fatty don't even bother showing me that Eeny Teeny Weeny Beany Micro-Thinny...because you know, it ain't gonna do nothin."
by Crackmonkey April 22, 2006
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Microcast

A very short Podcast limited to 30 seconds. Like twitter for Podcasting.
I just subscribed to a microcast that gives me my daily horoscope.
by kaifang June 2, 2009
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microcoon

Microcoon..... What everyone thinks they've got when someone else's maine coon is bigger!

- a small Maine Coon Cat.
Or a Maine coon that hasn't reached its maturity yet.
My MC is 2 years old and 4kg.... my dear, you have a Microcoon. Maine coon cat
by MCMAAD May 25, 2016
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