Meth Gator

A gator that soaks in Meth contaminated water caused by constant flushing of meth down the toilet during raids. Often found in south Florida.

DAMN IT CLEM! THERE'S ANOTHER METH GATOR ON THE TRAILER ROOF!

by J/M/C May 31, 2022

Meth Brain

When a person has been awake for too many days on meth and they can no longer can form proper sentences, words get jumbled up and you get tongue tied. Your thought process is slim to none causing you to say things without thinking, focusing and concentrating are unrealistic goals, and your memory is completely shot. Usually a sign it's time to put the meth down and go the fuck to sleep.

"Damn dude Jessica's really got meth brain today doesn't she?"
"Yeah she's gotta lay off the meth for a while"

by That One Girl from Wisconsin March 6, 2017

meth lag

"Meth lag" is like a tremendously worse case of "jet lag" after going without sleeping for multiple days while on crystal.

I really wasn't thinking clearly, and had total meth lag after doing a 4 day binge of chalk.

by AltraHuman January 29, 2017

meth jobs

Street slang for the categories of work, typically blue collar jobs, that practically require a meth habit since they demand such a steady stream of high energy throughout the length of the grueling and extra-long workdays.

Well, being a relatively undereducated guy, I must step into one of the meth jobs to earn what I need to support my family.

by Dr Bunnygirl May 19, 2023

Meth monkey

Crackasorous Rex

Crackhead

What an absolute meth monkey

by Vf.wagz January 3, 2023

crystal meth

A drug that makes any fat chick hot!!

hey whar ya been all my life sexy bitch!

by llewellyn July 28, 2004

Meth Pig

1: A pig on Meth or a person who sees them as a killer pig who acts like on meth.
2: A asshole who talks a lot o shit on xboxlive and acts like he is on meth and deals drugs to children on playground.

3: A asshole who take everyones kills on gear of war 1/2.

4: An asshole who says Niggerfaggot or dick in multiple sentences to be a racist asshole on xboxlive.
5:A person who worships pigs and wears people faces as masks as seen on SAW genre.

Paul: You see that asshole over there dealing meth to children

Jimmy: Yeah paul hes a real Meth Pig

by THC CrystalRain July 8, 2009