Marmalade Stache

Going down on a chick on her period after she hasn't showered for at least ten days, so you end up with a chunk of coagulated blood on your stache

I went down on a tinder whore last night and the dirty bitch gave me a Marmalade Stache!

by HxC RiFF October 8, 2023

pickled mermaid

A lifelike miniature model of a mermaid floating in a sealed jar, meant as an amusing toy or circus attraction, to create the illusion that a real mermaid has been captured. It is primarily an anachronism dating from early European colonialism and its sea-spanning knick-knack industries, and has since acquired vaguely occult connotations.

Sometimes the phrase is borrowed by clever marketers, such as for items in restaurant menus.

Robert loved the museum: the frail mummies and immense sarcophagi; the stuffed platypus and pickled mermaid; the wall bristling with elephant tusks and moose antlers and unicorn horns. -- "Stories of Your Life and Others" by Ted Chiang

by Majel J.E. October 9, 2007

michigan marmalade

when one places and orange inside a woman’s vagina and the women then squeezes the juices out of the orange and the partner drinks the juice

“me and my wife pulled a michigan marmalade last night”

“zesty”

by soggywotsits November 6, 2020

Salty Mermaid

A blow job given in a hot tub that ends with cum on your face.

Don't use Jenny's parents hot tub. Kenny gave her a Salty Mermaid in there last weekend when her parents were out of town.

by Pdicki February 22, 2022

African Mermaid

Your driver could be LGBTQ
Your tailor could be LGBTQ
Hairdresser could be LGBTQ
Your plumber could be LGBTQ
Your doctor could be LGBTQ
Your teacher could be LGBTQ
Your bestie could be LGBTQ
The African Mermaid!

your part of the lgbtq you must be an African Mermaid

by ####ladybits August 15, 2022

It's time for marmalade

1. A phrase meant to admit attraction to someone and/or tell them you love them.

"Hey Jessica, it's time for marmalade."
"Oh my God, really? I love you too!"

by UrgleMurgle June 15, 2017

Mermaided

Very much like ghosted, but when the daddy you’re into sales off to sea and is never seen again.

He promised it was just a family cruise! He promised he would call! He mermaided me, when he went on that cruise.

by SugarTits_Bell September 20, 2019