Clitoris Maximus

Term used by those suffering from Clitoris Minimus. However, the term is inaccurate and may stem from denial of the condition.

Girl - "Hey baby, lets take off those pants and..."
Boy - "I have Clitoris Maximus"
Girl - "Uh...you mean Clitoris Minimus?"
Boy - "The weather is really nice today isn't it?"

by StienMD July 6, 2009

Douchbaggius Maximus

1-A big douche

2-someone who many think should have sexual intercourse with a porcupine

3-someone who, when around women, is slapped often

4-Synonym for Kim Jung Il, leader of North Korea

I saw him: the Douchbaggius Maximus. I was having a nice day, but then suddeny, I heard this noise...It sounded like someone trying to pick a fight..and they seemed to be wrong; and drunk. Yes, ihad found a Douchbaggius Maximus! he was about 6'3" tall, maybe 200 pounds, had spiked hair, and was very intoxicated. i took the first step that should always be taken when confronting a Douchbaggius Maximus: I said hello. he then turned, enraged, and used their mutual call when they feel threatened: "What are you lookin at, huh?". I reponded with a shrug, then punched him in the groin area, the second step i ndealing with a Douchbaggius Maximus. he then fell, in pain, and I pulled out my taze-gun, shooting him in the buttocks area. the third step. next, i bought everyone except for him a round of drinks, and called the bouncer on him. Step four. then, I made small talk, and went home, feeling relieved to have captured yet another Douchbaggius Maximus; and that was the last step, the last step to stopping another Douchbaggius Maximus from wreaking havoc.

by wordslinger88 June 28, 2009

Maximum Hug

The epitome of hugs only given at special moments. Best given immediately and do not put this on hold for long time.

Girl: Aww, I like you. I'm going to give you a maximum hug, but later.
Boy: :(

by Jimtheperv August 20, 2007

maximilianus

A RARE breed of boy. So much unknown about this species. Scientists have yet to see one. Send photos if you spot one.

Wtf is a Maximilianus?

by Curious Whale September 30, 2017

Maximus Tan

They are Gay so make them jealous please

Maximus Tan is gay

by KayaBoii November 11, 2019

Maxime Roux

A Maxime Roux is the most beautiful person you will see in your life. His eyes shine brighter than the moon and his smile warms your heart.
He is so sexy and handsome

Damn I wish I could fuck a Maxime Roux

by ThanosGoat1 February 10, 2020

Maximus Rodd

A guy with the biggest and greatest penis.

Girl 1: I had sex with a guy last night who had a enormous dick.
Girl2: He must be a Maximus Rodd.

by E. Normus Scok March 31, 2021