A little prick who thinks he knows everything but in retrospect knows nothing. He has a very dry sense of humor simply because he hates his life. Matt’s are typically found under the bosses desk.
by Weslooo September 18, 2018
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by sadboi666 February 2, 2019
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literally anyone: I don't understand this question because you didn't tell me anything about it
matt: c'mon dude bro, mannnnnn just whip out the old textbooks and think.
matt: c'mon dude bro, mannnnnn just whip out the old textbooks and think.
by .mithrandir. June 18, 2017
Get the Matt mug.An all around POS. The whitest boy of the white boys. He is crazy and is bound to bring baggage to your life. The type of guy who says the n word even though he is white as snow, like PALE pale. Hasn’t had a job for years, but probably sells addy to minors to make up for it. When you meet him, he will be charming and say all the right things, but it is all manipulation! Bottom line, if you ever meet a Matthew, it’s time to run girl.
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Matt is a gay faggot who takes dick
by Chaz218 February 6, 2018
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