And he wakes up in the valley three hours later, face down, side of his face full of gravel. Felt something wet... as he gets up he's in a puddle of something. And then he gets up... as he gets up and he starts to wipe and his eyes start to barely crack open, and he smells something that comes from a different dimension, a different side of the numbers. And he feels it in his ass crack, and he takes it and he looks, and it's highlighted green matrix juice you bitch ass nigga. Don't ever ask me to tell you a motherfucking story again. He was just laying there in matrix juice, just a puddle of bust matrix juice from this weird matrix monster that came and fucked him through a different dimension. There's your fucking bedtime story. Take your black ass to bed.
by QWERTY mnbvcxz July 15, 2025
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Plays to much pokemon and doesnt do enough YouTube videos
At some points, hes a meme.
When you have this Matrix, dont diss on him or pull shit, cause he'll come back with a vengeance!
Needs to do more dance and singing streams and videos!
Plays to much pokemon and doesnt do enough YouTube videos
At some points, hes a meme.
When you have this Matrix, dont diss on him or pull shit, cause he'll come back with a vengeance!
Needs to do more dance and singing streams and videos!
by DigBickDave735 August 10, 2019
Get the Matrix mug.The only reason Caucasians have access to the matrix is Caucasian Provelege.
Without it, they would drown to death in their own Caucasian guilt tears in the slums of Mumbai, a la Slumdog Millionaire.
Without it, they would drown to death in their own Caucasian guilt tears in the slums of Mumbai, a la Slumdog Millionaire.
Caucasian Privelege: The Matrix.
The only reason I am a racism, colonization, cultural appropriation and pedophilia victim is due to Caucasian privelege.
Ain't nobody begging to have their access to the matrix forcibly removed like India and Free Palestine.
The only reason I am a racism, colonization, cultural appropriation and pedophilia victim is due to Caucasian privelege.
Ain't nobody begging to have their access to the matrix forcibly removed like India and Free Palestine.
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