A form of female masterbation in which the female uses the corner of a table to stimulate her vagina. Often done with an image or video to make the experience more enjoyable
Yumi: He Dannie! I just caught Rose table masterbation to your picture!
Dannie: I always knew she was gay
Dannie: I always knew she was gay
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Seriously, you'll fly out to meet that fucking dork Tim Pool but you won't come here? Coward! Cowardice! You'll talk all that good shit from across the country but I'd like to see you come down to the frozen tundra and try that shit over here!
Hym "Jesus Christ, stop watching me masterbate Emma! God you're a freak. Filthy! Filthy pervert! You are just... Ugh! I am gonna... Why are you like this!?"
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Nikki and Winnie are sitting in the mall and Winnie spots a very attractive male specimen.
(Nikki says to Winnie)
DUDE! are you manterbating right now?!
(Nikki says to Winnie)
DUDE! are you manterbating right now?!
by Nniuq and Elocin August 13, 2011
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"Hey bro do you care if I masterbake in your car real quick?"
"I love to masterbake but it's sooooo messy."
"Hey bro do you care if I masterbake in your car real quick?"
"I love to masterbake but it's sooooo messy."
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Shit man, <spliff> do you remember that Aswad concert at the Rainbow? <cough> That was some serious masterasta
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