Term used to describe a girl flatter than a 12th grade physics text book with an ass like an ironing board and a chest so flat people mistake her for a man
by Light_Skin_Jedi May 14, 2020

by bigbillybob September 1, 2009

a cute, smart, young girl who seems to have everything in her life together except for the fact that she has a fetish for 50 YEAR OLD MEN.
Also has strange obsession with Dean Lewis.
Also has strange obsession with Dean Lewis.
“My class mate is in love with her professor.”
“Yikes, what a Maria. I bet she listens to Dean Lewis too🙄.”
“Yikes, what a Maria. I bet she listens to Dean Lewis too🙄.”
by anonymous January 23, 2021

to do a maria means to wake up in hospital drunk not knowing what happened the night before due to an 'alcohol overdose'
by Damo-the-Lord April 1, 2009

by Willeee August 24, 2007

A maria is uaually a very cool non-person of ecuadorian ancestors who MIGHT eat guinea pigs. They tipically hate ketchup and get raped frequently. They also have soft cheeks, 137 different colors of eyeliner and pinkies that work as spoons. They might ocassionally hug dead people and sometimes live in your closet. Usually their sons are named Marianos and are great pets.
by Mariano L. August 28, 2008

stupid noob from pakiland
by rashfc December 28, 2007
