Manderstanding

When a joke/banter/lad-pact is put forward in social occasions that only men will understand or agree with, leaving all women present confused and usually disgusted

lad; I declare a game of 'danger rock-paps', the loser must agree to being branded with a lighter

Clunge; Im leaving

lad2; Agreed, true manderstanding.

by chilli9ti May 2, 2009

Manser

The answer that a man gives to a woman that complicates a situation, when a simple "yes" or "no" will do

Woman: Does my butt look fat in these?
Manser: I don't know, does it?

by Twisty Stick April 21, 2016

manservation

The uncanny ability of some men to not notice, quickly forget or fail to react/respond to what is going on around them.

The child fell down the stairs and the house was in an uproar under the manservation of my husband. Meaning, my husbands brilliant response to the situation was to stay where he was, observe the resulting chaos and do nothing and inform no one. (p.s. The child is fine and lots of hugs and kiss were provided by the quick responding mother)

by Namaste_lfk September 20, 2017

Bedside manner

The ability to evoke feelings of sexual desire, with the grace of stripper

“ He smiled at her playful bedside manner as she flung her panties across the room.”

by The architect of fun June 14, 2018

Maner

1)1. A bitch. Ill-tempered, nasty, always spoiling for a fight, looking for a way to run someone else down, or taking something the wrong way. May be either gender.

2)bitch on roller skates

3)Seeking to be the center of attention at all times even when not appropriate

4)Exploding with with a random illogical rage at a specific person at all times

5)Oblivious to what people think about him or her at any given time

6)Thinking everyone wants or is into him or her

Wow, why are you being so maner?

Oh no.... she's having another maner!

You are acting like a total maner right now.

Hateful maner

Dumb maner

Fat maner

by maner creater June 23, 2010

manners makyth manboobs

Sydney Fecknical High Fool

eat your vegetables!

by Fletcure September 18, 2003

manber

one who fights against a egomaniac clown fart calling himself hoohamoron on Subfighter.tv.

as a manber, it is my duty to maul hoohamoron verbally every time he tries to demean or degrade another manber.

by HooHaha April 27, 2009