maja

a hideous girl who likes to flirt with guys by the name of kiernan or jacob
secretly she collects hair particles as DNA samples from either kiernan or jacob
she also takes pictures of them and has a whole album of photos with kiernan or jacob in them
she also likes to text kiernan when he is sick and say
"I'm just trying to make you feel better"

i am maja i am eating an ice cream sandwich
but i want to eat the orange instead

by thereare bananas in April 15, 2008

maja

a girl who is helplessly obsessed with boys by the name of kiernan and jacob

kiernan-man, that girl maja is obsssed with me!

jake- ewwww

by jackme off April 15, 2008

Manjango

Having been kicked/punched in the testicles so hard you cry/bleed.

OMG! You just got Manjangoed

by Brandan & Matthew July 2, 2007

Maja D. Jorgenson

Maja is a writer, most commonly found on Wattpad. She's often looked at as a sensation, as she, in a pretty small amount of time, has managed to gather many fans, and finish several stories. Her stories are amazingly written, even though "English isn't her primary language". She speaks English better than most English speakers.

Most of all, Maja is amazing, and actually has published books. And she hates being called cute. She's a gangster.

"Aw! You're so cute!" -Delphic

"I am not! I'm a gangster!" - Maja D. Jorgenson

by Delphic December 30, 2013

manaconda

I word I made up to call my unusually large schlong....anything less than 8 inches is a "miniconda"

its not my fault your wife wanted my "manaconda"

by skankbastard December 29, 2004

Mana

That short little japanese thing

Guy 1: yo whos that cute little japanese thing?

Guy 2: oh thats mana kawai

by Khejsjsns September 11, 2018

Majaliva

Majaliva i a person who like's Big Juciy Fat cock's. stuffing garlic up her small harrypotter nosetril's with snot Big as a swamp, that even Sherk THE MAN himself would be jealous, while walking plank out to Peter Pan.

Majaliva is an error.

by Majaliva November 24, 2021