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Marijuana isn't as good as people say it is
by PoonSlayer20 April 19, 2017
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marijuana addiction

ACTUALLY "portugee", a real dumbass is somebody who doesn't believe in something simply because they don't like the idea of it, i.e. you and the frightening idea that marijuana is in fact addictive. Yes, there is a difference between crack and cannabis, only a moron would think otherwise, but that doesn't mean marijuana is harmless. You don't have to "suck someone's dick" to be addicted to something. I have firsthand experience dealing with people who have become addicted to marijuana. Do some actual research before you start calling people dumbasses.
We wouldn't have Marijuana Anonymous if marijuana addiction was not an actuality. All the denial in the world will not change this.
by Lament For The Last Days October 18, 2008
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Magician

WHen you get done railing someone in the ass (guy or girl may do), the "fucker" pretends an orgasm, thus fooling the "fuckee". Once the "fuckee" turns around to ask if the "fucker" has finished, the "fucker" bloes his fat ass load in the "fuckee"'s face! Ta Da!
Rachael let me perform not only a magician, but also an alsakan snow dragon on her... I laughed at her Red Eyes for days....
by Steve September 8, 2004
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start to smoke marijuana

a subliminal message in a song by Queen.

when you play the song "Another One Bites the Dust" and hit the chorus on reverse, that is the message being expressed to us.
another one bites the dust, another one bites the dust... *goes into reverse* ... start to smoke marijuana, start to smoke marijuana!
by KRHimself May 31, 2005
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marijuana minutes

The amount for time that passes when you're high that feels like it has only been a minute. Usually 2 real hours are about 5 marijuana minutes.
Stoner 1: Fuck dude. How long have we just been sitting here?

Stoner 2: I don't know man. It feels like 10 minutes but it's been like 3 hours. We must be running on marijuana minutes.
by Ryan Coconut October 26, 2009
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Magician!

A Guy With A Top Hat And A Black Cape Who Pulls Rabbits Out Of Hats =)
magician:(does a card trick)Voilia!
kids: WOW! That Sure Is magic
by a n n* September 12, 2005
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Magician's Logic

Two different misapplications of the association of ideas.
Penn and Teller: Bullshit! uses Magician's logic to argue against things like Global Warming.
by Sirento Shadoe January 27, 2007
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