internet hate machine

An over-dramatic term used by Fox 11 News to describe people that use some imageboard. Known to be "hackers on steroids" that use the word "lulz" ("a corruption of "L O L", which stands for Laugh Out Loud").

"They attack innocent people, like an internet hate machine!!1" -Fox 11

by Jimbobbowilly January 1, 2009

Baby Pooching Machine

Any woman that has more than three children in a five year period of time or any woman that has five children in a ten year period of time.

Susan is in the family way again. This child is will be third within five years. Man, she is a baby pooching machine.

by 00NKB6211289 April 17, 2009

Fucking Machine

A mechanical device used to simulate human coitus. A more sophisticated version of the much simpler vibrator. The device can be used by females to excite the vagina and by either sex to excite the anus. These devices may be associated with, but are not limited to, BDSM play.

A typical machine works by the transfer of rotational force from a motor to a directional motion on a shaft, which is tipped by a dildo.

Shannon couldn't find a date so she stayed home, strapped a big dildo to her fucking machine and cranked it up to full speed till she couldn't take it anymore !

by zguy September 26, 2009

vending machine

evil machine that steals countless quarters from people and kills 8 a year (those dumases deserve, killed by a soda machine is sad)

u dirty evil machine, give me my soda and money!

by grisha July 16, 2003

Bate Machine

A computer used solely for masturbating.

The bate machine only has porn websites in the history.

by Tturdburgthe1st April 1, 2009

Guido Machine

A car (usually crappy import 4 cylinder or domestic equiv) driven by a sad pathetic excuse for a male; not necessarily of Italian descent, but most likely; usually native to the New York/New Jersey Tri-State area. Usually outfitted with ridiculous rims, a ridiculous spoiler, etc, etc.

Damn, look at that disgusting guido machine.

by Douchebaggierie February 28, 2010

wash machine head

When she gives you head and its so damn good it feels like your dick is in a wash machine.

Hunter: Yoo Alex I got some bomb ass head last night.
Alex: uh uh, shit bro how good was it?
Hunter: Bro she was on spin cycle i got some wash machine head

by Mothersloads December 4, 2018