Maouad

A sexy god

by Anonymous October 28, 2003

Mogadishu

Using a weapon during target practice to hit the outline of a man in the design of a smiley face.

Also could be used in combat during intense battle.

We were down a the range when Rex used his AK to give the target a full-on mogadishu.

"We need to go full mogadishu on them" the commander screamed.

by Austin Weird August 21, 2009

strap this to your mound

The same effect as strap this to your face, but never to be used in a sexual context.

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3 definitions of profanese.

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Profanese
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(prop. n.) The fucking primary language of Piece of shit New Yorkers. That shit stems from English, but consists of a motherfucking fuckload more curses and profanity, though Piece of shit New Yorkers perceive them bastards as every excrutiating day speech and are never offended. Foreigners to this bullshit day still can't understand this bullshit.

to a goddamn Piece of shit New Yorker "Can you teach my stupid ass Profanese?"
Piece of shit New Yorker: "YOU TALKIN' TA ME?"
You and your hemorrhoids: "Yeah, teach my stupid ass how in the hell to fuckin' talk like you and your sluts."
Piece of shit New Yorker: "Fuck you and your sluts! FOGEDDABODDIT! Dere.
You and your hemorrhoids: "Hold on, I'm taking notes! I mean fucking notes! Err..."

Source: Razukin, Dec 1, 2002
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The fucking unofficial language of the fucking U.S. Pussy. Navy, spoken for the fucking sake of brevity and clarity.

While our sister service, the fucking United States Marine Corps, is able to grasp the fucking rudiments of Profanese and speak that bastard in a fuckin' pidgen fashion, the fucking Air Force fails to master even the fucking most basic vocabulary, grammar and syntax rendering meaningful communications difficult.(Translated into Profanese thus: Fucking Grunts shit circles around douchebag zoomie mofos in talking shit.)

Source: harry flashman, Jul 16, 2003
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profanese
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Fuckin' what sheltered really fucking brilliant people who've never been to fuckin' Piece of shit New York City think every fucking Piece of shit New Yorker speaks. a goddamn term coined by a dummy who's trying to be cute or make a snide jab against the fucking City.

I'd curse you and your hemorrhoids morons out, but "profanese" is beneath my shitty level of Piece of shit New York sophistication.

Source: JB, Feb 11, 2004
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by Kung-Fu Jesus April 17, 2004

Founders Classical Academy of Flower Mound

A wonderful school that focuses on upholding the virtues and honoring the arts.

Please stop posting rude things about Founders Classical Academy of Flower Mound

by Sir Founder April 27, 2021

Mouldy

When a joint, spliff, macarron or mongo, drops on the floor and is lost for such an amount of time as to lose its thermal action, on the basis of honour and integrity to the individual who dropped said spliff, they shall then proceed to chew and swallow the remains, burnt or smoldering.

Friends shall then wallow in their disgust as a young teenage boy de-pubertises after watching 'two girls one-cup', as it is written in the Gaig bible.

You dropped it and its gone out, that means you gotta mouldy it!

by jimbobsy macgregor March 3, 2011

MOCADOP

Mothers of Co-Ed's against drunk old perverts.

A bitter old mother that is jealous of the attention her college age daughter or other co-ed females receive from older men.

I was tailgating with these college babes when this MOCADOP showed up, grabed one of the girls, told me to act my age and left with girl she grabbed.

by D January 16, 2005

mouldy pink

it's an insult to annoy people with. Comes from the pink that most grannies seem to think is hip. Good to use when someone is bitter or angry (when their face is screwed up in frustration)

"you are such a mouldy pink"

by granny-five February 19, 2009