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MILF

"Whats your favourite food?"
"MILF"
by seafoodboy October 18, 2020
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milf

Mother Who I want to fuck

I woman who has kids that you want to smash and have sex and fuck with usually 30-40+ years
1. Mom I'd Like to Fuck, or Mature I'd Like to Fuck

A MILF is any woman with children who has men that want to have sexual intercourse with her. The term is also sometimes used to describe women above a certain aged (30 or 40+) who are not mothers themselves, but are deemed to be sexually attractive, and also have men that would like to partake in sexual intercourse with them.

Your mum is a MILF, dude

I saw this total MILF getting off the bus today
"Mother I'd Like (to) Fuck"
mothers, whether married, separated or divorced, that a male individual sees as physical attractive enough to want to have sexual intercourse with them. Just cuz their moms doesn't mean that they don't need a spark in their love life. If they've ever breastfed,they have really responsive nipples and a core of erectile tissue in their breasts. The ones in good shape have worked at regaining control over their vaginas (Kegel exercises).MILFs are usually real careful about birth control, they know accidents happen but they take responsible step.
You that milf do be looking good I gonna go ask if I can smash her in bed you know that sex and vag
by ThewordDictonarForEveroneboys January 21, 2023
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milf

Fuck Milk. Got MILF? Melons I'd Love to Fondle.
by stickerwear.com June 11, 2003
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milf

I watched a documentary on MILFs on the Discovery Channel...it was odd to see ferrets at the South Pole.
by milady February 4, 2005
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Milf

Mom I Like Fags. The wrong way to come out to your parents. Absolutely confused on the acronym...
Mom I'm a Milf....what?....Mom I like Fags! noooooo
by Story-Teller January 5, 2015
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milfed

To be beaten or badly affected by an event, can replace the word 0wned or nerfed etc.
'Man we absolutely milfed those n00bs'

'oh dude, we just got milfed by the other team'
by tadb July 8, 2007
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MILF

a mom †hat you find amazingly attractive, hot and sexy. they typically have children but could be single or married alike a DILF. usually if younger men go for these women, the women may be referred to as a cougar to some audiences.
"Shit dude, I fucked Donny's mom last weekend, we were all high and shit"
"Gnarly bruh, do you think she will find out?"
"I hope not, but boy she has got one hell of an ass"
"She is a MILF according to my boner"
by toeingmywayintokiki August 7, 2016
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