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Melissa

An awful person with anger issues. Very petty, insecure, and self-loathing. Is nice to your face, but very toxic and back-stabbing. Abuses their kids and neglects them to sell drugs. Don't be a Melissa.
Why did you just hit your child all because they were talking to someone you don't like? Stop being a Melissa!
by gruesomegordy January 2, 2021
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The Melissa virus

1999 crashed a load of pc's using a strategic placed program in the main software of you pc modifacations and screen aps.
The Melissa virus is the cause of many thousands to hundreds of thousands of damage to peoples computers.

The Melissa virus was produced via web design and exploded in 1999.
by 11's00'stellItall April 26, 2010
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Melissa

Melissa is a name for the worst kind of people, awful inside and out. Do NOT trust a Melissa. Usually, slutty-backstabbers with no compassion. Immature people with no sense of humor.
She broke my heart and laughed, probably because she is named Melissa.
by Bellalexi123 August 3, 2016
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melissa dunn

Melissa dunn is the definition of a fuckface, someone you instantly want to fucking punch, Melissa dunns are annoying squeaky and remind you of Kane larkins so basically if you want to find the worst insult ever you've found it here #melissa dunn
by Hynik November 7, 2015
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Melissa

The palest girl around town who falls for the type of guy who lingers around the gay bar and chats it up the nocturnal citizens of the under world. A Melissa will usually sound exactly like kermit the frog.
Brad: hey marven, whos that that chick whose whiter than sour cream? I'd like to put gas into that car if you catch my drift!

Marven: Thats Melissa, i tried to watch "Everybody loves Raymond" but i couldn't tell who was talking.
by cramped thighs December 30, 2011
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Melissa

Don't expect a Melissa to wear cute tiny clothes or write you a paper!!!
by weeburt November 6, 2010
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melissa

awkward prude who pushes the couches together but still has lesbo dreams.
That Melissa acts like a prude but... the couches the couches.
by small jewish child shu up January 24, 2015
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