the branch of mechanics that deals with the mathematical description of the motion and interaction of subatomic particles involving high levels of jiggle
Damn boy, let me test them cheeks quantum jiggle mechanics to determine the probability of cake clapping.
by Chwailhunter334 December 27, 2023

by LordMemion February 7, 2017

When there is a room full of hens and one of them has a strap on is known as the Mechanical Rooster.
by Fagams Hero June 6, 2021

Interviewer: So what skills do you have?
Applicant: I'm a world mechanic. I know cars up, down and sideways!
Interviewer: Riiiiight...
Applicant: I'm a world mechanic. I know cars up, down and sideways!
Interviewer: Riiiiight...
by JeromeDuce22 May 8, 2024

Some who repairs and improves websites
by identitycred September 16, 2009

A type of sex act involving a car battery, jumper cables, copious amounts of lubricant and a go-getter attitude. The act involves using the car battery as a means of electro-erotic stimulation, with a non flammable lubricant also being a requirement so that individuals partaking do not get lit on fire.
That guy I went home with last night turned out to be loads of fun once he gave me a good ol' Mechanic's Quick Fix.
by MurderDuck May 28, 2022

Gambling, but in videogames
Greedy game company: I-It's not gambling, i-i-i'ts uhh, gacha mechanics!!!111!!!!!!111!111!1 🤓🤓🤓🤓🤓🤓
Normal person: My man Gacha mechanics and gambling are literally the same.
Normal person: My man Gacha mechanics and gambling are literally the same.
by somebody10291029102 June 5, 2022
