Matthew

A unique species of fish found only is shallow waters due to their lack of swimming skills. Also tend to be homosexual.

Hey look it's a mating Matthew!

by big baller ryan November 11, 2019

Matthew

One of the most amazing people you could meet. They always make you smile and can make you laugh when you are upset. He has the biggest personality in the world and has the best smile ever. He will make an impact on your life in some way and will never be forgotten about even in 40 years. He will be the best friend you could ever ask for. He loves superhero’s and is so smart and will answer an question. He is the best person in the world

Matthew is so smart, I wish I could be like matthew

by Missapple🌿 October 13, 2019

matthew

A clever and attractive dude, they know they are cute and take advantage of it. A player, mostly only hangsout with popular people. Basically shallow and when you are friends with them it’s nice. Mostly thinks with his dick.

Girl 1: Wow look at him, he’s so cute.
Girl 2: Yeah, that’s Matthew. He’s a player though.

by DangDatGirlDou January 7, 2018

Matthew

A ‘sharpshooter’. A person that tends to be sketchy and try to roast people. And sometimes threatens to shoot up a school.

That kid is such a Matthew.

by Real hack3r May 10, 2018

Matthew

A gay prick with no dick

"Matthew....your gay"

by BBoyJC19 March 2, 2017

matthew

A SQUISHY LIL BOI WIT DAT GOOD ASS HAIR AND DAT FLAT ASS PANCAKE BOOTY DOE LIEK DAYM BABEH

"What do you think of matthew?"
"His hair is life but dat ass ain't"

by LemmeLickYourToesBabeh June 3, 2016

Matthew

A nerd who is killed in among us countless times in a row

Your trash are you called Matthew

by He he he October 31, 2020