When a person masterbates while shitting at the same time. Producing a large log (depending on diet) that is for appearance sake cream covered.
Guy 1: Shit son I just got done Master-Blasterbating, shit got a little freaky and messy!
Guy 2: What the fuck is Master-Blasterbation?
Guy 2: What the fuck is Master-Blasterbation?
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When you need to release e your sexual urges but no willing sex partner masterbate and ejaculate the quickest possible before you get late for work
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