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Martin (who may also be known as Party Marty) is the lead singer of the best band ever called Boys Like Girls. He's an incredible songwriter, musician and performer. He's an inspiration to lots of people. He's loud in your face and doesn't care what anyone thinks. He can be quiet sometimes and outgoing sometimes. His smile is the most beautiful smile in the whole world, and not to mention his eyes, which are the brightest of all the colors.
He is said to be nocturnal. He is a very upfront and confident person. He's also very straightforward, with everything he thinks. He's not afraid to wear his heart on his sleeve. He's not afraid to say anything about his personal life in his songs; he’ll tell you exactly what it’s about. He hates everything related to the internet and hates twitter, though he still has one. He runs martinsays.com which will improve your life 18.7%. If he were to sacrifice a part of his body, he would sacrifice his balls. He used to eat ants in kindergarden and his favorite dance move is the macarena.
Martin's voice can make you feel better whenever you're sad. But the most important thing after all is that he's a down-to-earth guy from Boston, Massachusetts whose dream came true and loves his fans with all his heart.
He is said to be nocturnal. He is a very upfront and confident person. He's also very straightforward, with everything he thinks. He's not afraid to wear his heart on his sleeve. He's not afraid to say anything about his personal life in his songs; he’ll tell you exactly what it’s about. He hates everything related to the internet and hates twitter, though he still has one. He runs martinsays.com which will improve your life 18.7%. If he were to sacrifice a part of his body, he would sacrifice his balls. He used to eat ants in kindergarden and his favorite dance move is the macarena.
Martin's voice can make you feel better whenever you're sad. But the most important thing after all is that he's a down-to-earth guy from Boston, Massachusetts whose dream came true and loves his fans with all his heart.
BLG Fan #1: Martin Johnson... How do I begin to explain Martin Johnson?
BLG Fan #2: Martin Johnson is flawless!
BLG Fan #3: I hear he used to eat ants in kindergarden
BLG Fan #4: I hear he does commercials for Baskin-Robbins
BLG Fan #5: Every night at 11:11 he makes a wish
BLG Fan #6: One time he co-wrote a song with Taylor Swift
BLG Fan #7: And it was included on the short list for Best Original Song at the 82nd Academy Awards.
BLG Fan #8: One time he carried John Keefe and ran down a hilly street in Seattle... and both faceplant in the asphalt... It was awesome.
BLG Fan #2: Martin Johnson is flawless!
BLG Fan #3: I hear he used to eat ants in kindergarden
BLG Fan #4: I hear he does commercials for Baskin-Robbins
BLG Fan #5: Every night at 11:11 he makes a wish
BLG Fan #6: One time he co-wrote a song with Taylor Swift
BLG Fan #7: And it was included on the short list for Best Original Song at the 82nd Academy Awards.
BLG Fan #8: One time he carried John Keefe and ran down a hilly street in Seattle... and both faceplant in the asphalt... It was awesome.
by freakbeatphntom July 28, 2010
Get the Martin Johnson mug.Or just Martijn Gerritsen, Born in May 14th 1996, Amsterdam, Netherlands. He's one of the youngest, newest and extremely talented Dutch DJ's, well known for his song 'Animals' which was a Top Hit in more than 10 different countries.
He's successfully growing in the EDM industry, he has already attended various music festivals such as Tomorrowland, Ultra, etc.
You may recognize it's a Martin Garrix work by the SICK beat drops he includes in most of his songs which you can have nothing but chills all over your body as a side effect of his music.
Apart from being a new innovation for the music industry he's also very good looking and apparently funny.
He's successfully growing in the EDM industry, he has already attended various music festivals such as Tomorrowland, Ultra, etc.
You may recognize it's a Martin Garrix work by the SICK beat drops he includes in most of his songs which you can have nothing but chills all over your body as a side effect of his music.
Apart from being a new innovation for the music industry he's also very good looking and apparently funny.
EDM fan: Dude! Have you heard Animals? *plays music*
Friend: ohhhh yeaah wow, is that Martin Garrix?! everyone's talking about him. THAT BEAT DROP THO!
EDM fan: hells yea! Would you believe he's only 17 years old?
Friend: wut?! God bless him, his parents and his hands.
EDM fan: Amen!
Friend: ohhhh yeaah wow, is that Martin Garrix?! everyone's talking about him. THAT BEAT DROP THO!
EDM fan: hells yea! Would you believe he's only 17 years old?
Friend: wut?! God bless him, his parents and his hands.
EDM fan: Amen!
by cotte96 February 13, 2014
Get the Martin Garrix mug.Martin County is a small place with lots of rivers and bridges.
Theres nothing to do in Stuart or Palm Shitty. The only good thing in Jensen was the mall back when we were 12. Most people here think that Salerno is the ghetto..they have never seen a ghetto. The white people that grow up in Palm City are stuck up wannabe preps. They do cheerleading and lacrosse.
Hobe Sound is where the long hair denim skirt wearing conservative folk and a couple rednecks live.
People that grow up here stay here because they are small town Floridians that only see the world on reality tv and from cruise ships.Or they are rednecks that have no interest in leaving the county. I feel bad for their children.
There are a lot of snow birds. They drive slow and yell at kids in public places.
Martin County High School is home of the tigers. The administration is corrupt. Only a third of the teachers are cool. The school is the best in athletics. Jensen is the prep school. South Fork is the red neck and hispanic school.
Most teenagers in Martin County are so bored they become potheads. The few that dont work at a fast food restaurant or Publix.
Theres nothing to do in Stuart or Palm Shitty. The only good thing in Jensen was the mall back when we were 12. Most people here think that Salerno is the ghetto..they have never seen a ghetto. The white people that grow up in Palm City are stuck up wannabe preps. They do cheerleading and lacrosse.
Hobe Sound is where the long hair denim skirt wearing conservative folk and a couple rednecks live.
People that grow up here stay here because they are small town Floridians that only see the world on reality tv and from cruise ships.Or they are rednecks that have no interest in leaving the county. I feel bad for their children.
There are a lot of snow birds. They drive slow and yell at kids in public places.
Martin County High School is home of the tigers. The administration is corrupt. Only a third of the teachers are cool. The school is the best in athletics. Jensen is the prep school. South Fork is the red neck and hispanic school.
Most teenagers in Martin County are so bored they become potheads. The few that dont work at a fast food restaurant or Publix.
Jack "Hey doe are you from the 772 ?"
Jill "Yeah it sucks get me out of here."
Bob "Do you go to JBHS or SFHS ?"
Taylor "Hell no I cheer for MCHS"
Martin County Florida is a joke
Jill "Yeah it sucks get me out of here."
Bob "Do you go to JBHS or SFHS ?"
Taylor "Hell no I cheer for MCHS"
Martin County Florida is a joke
by anonymous44241231 February 17, 2013
Get the Martin County Florida mug.a school in Stuart, FL. aka "county". Its built on a landfill. it consists of surfers/potheads and rednecks, and wannabe preps. the staff ride around on shitty golf carts. there is a random concrete square "the stage" in a field that the seniors get to paint. yay. the 12 black people at our school hang out by metal rails called "the monkey bars" and the other minorities gather outside the drafting room. all the surfer/potheads are too late to hang out anywhere in the mornings. the majority of fights are race wars. one time the school tried to ban camo and the rebel flag. The last time an administrator tried to break up a Black girl fight, he had to go to the hospital. if you went to mchs prior to 2009, you at some point:
*snuck off for off-campus lunch guat-packed into one of the many monster trucks populating campus.
*ate at Anna's at least 3 times a week.
*got to go on field trips to the firing range and ride along with cops.
*took pre-calc or sat prep with the most awesome teacher ever.
*had that teacher either throw something that belonged to you across the room, publicly humiliate you, or tell you "you can sleep when you're dead".
*wanted to kill yourself senior year after seeing the 4900th episode of "on the prowl"
*skipped 3&4th block after the security guards left the back gate open after A lunch.
*were convinced that the ESE kids were used for slave labor.
*got a speeding ticket on campus for going 11 mph.
*snuck off for off-campus lunch guat-packed into one of the many monster trucks populating campus.
*ate at Anna's at least 3 times a week.
*got to go on field trips to the firing range and ride along with cops.
*took pre-calc or sat prep with the most awesome teacher ever.
*had that teacher either throw something that belonged to you across the room, publicly humiliate you, or tell you "you can sleep when you're dead".
*wanted to kill yourself senior year after seeing the 4900th episode of "on the prowl"
*skipped 3&4th block after the security guards left the back gate open after A lunch.
*were convinced that the ESE kids were used for slave labor.
*got a speeding ticket on campus for going 11 mph.
john:do you go to sfhs or jbhs?
bob: hellllll no fuck those schools, i go to martin county high school!
bob: hellllll no fuck those schools, i go to martin county high school!
by 7722222222222222 July 27, 2010
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The 1800's were the century of the muttonchops. John Quincy Adams, Martin Van Buren, Ambrose Burnside, etc.
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