Lolitus

A serious medical condition where a patient is caught in a state of perpetual or 'over-lolling'. In Lolitus, lol's have consumed the patients entire psyche, causing he or she to poop him/herself repeatedly until he/she dies. This is a VERY serious illness with no known cure. Symtoms include dry mouth, headache, sore throat, LOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOL, constipation, LOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOL, diarrhea, LOLOLOLOLOLOL, and LOLOLOLOL.

If you notice strange bolded LOLOLOLs replacing words on your screen, then you probably have Lolitus. If your friend seems to comment on your facebook with only 'lol', you're probably about to die. In this case, contact your doctor and tell him to give you a prostate exam. Its the only way to survive.

Guy 1's Facebook Status: Dude, i just at a BLT and i'm posting it on facebook
Guy 2: Lol
Guy 1: omg i think i have lolitus!
Guy 2: OMG you have lolitus? i feel so bad, becuase i was just writing a heartfelt comment about LOLOLOLOLOLOLOL
Guy 1: its getting worse! if i die, tell my mother i love her
Guy 2: NOOOO DONT DIE ON M-LOLOLOLOLOLOL
Guy 1: X_X
Guy 3: Hey i just ate a BLT too, what a coincidence :)

by Lolologist August 5, 2011

lupitas

lupitas is the queen bee, she's amazing, she's cute, she's a bad b, she's pretty f*****awesome.

lupitas is so hot omg omg omg shes so hot omg ogmggggggggg

by lupitas August 23, 2020

Lulette

currently very neglective of strong ties.
would love to say she is in a flow but its more of a stream.

very conscious of artistic deprivation due to pressures of making ends meet.
hesitant to fight for her love because she thinks she's done so much already and needs a break, a re-action, an intimidation.

Lulette (comes home from work)

by Krkič March 12, 2022

Lilith

Um a really sexy hot man that looks like a famous rapper

Hey dude you kinda look like Lilith who is the most famous rapper

by PhiPhoenix January 23, 2023

lilith

Associated with clichés of lesbian culture; dyke.

Origin: The Lilith Tour sucked ass.

That bar has Tori Amos on the jukebox. How lilith can you get?!

by pdandy December 17, 2006

lolitta

an ugly person with a sassy rude and ugly personality.......the person loves romantic movies, chick flick movies, and most of all, The Kissing Booth. The person will kill you if you snitch on them. And, if you hurt their friends the person will have something to say about it. Sometimes they could be nice.

Lolitta is my best friend

by rudonl October 30, 2019

Lupita

Dory from Finding Dory

- Dumb - Short Term Memory Lost
- Short - Small - Real Dora Explorer

- Short hair - Crimpled - Bafoon

Him / Lupita, Wow she is such a dory!

her / True! She also looks like dora!!

by Anonymous Hoe ;) May 4, 2018