lochner

Small cock

Lochner He has a small cock

by Weinersnichel July 4, 2017

Louche

Used to describe someone or something that simply follows trends to be cool and popular. Often disregarding anything of value in order to make money.

Dave: "Gregory has been wearing that same low cut v-neck t-shirt all week, he looks ridiculous! He must be trying to be cool or something"

Davina: "Omg you're right, that's so louche!"

by Mr. Patron June 22, 2011

loach

Someone who has denied responibility for to long and has set himself up for scrutiny

All he does is sit around wackin his pud all day, what a loach.

by skrilla June 23, 2003

Loch Ness Monster

Loch Ness Monster is the alternate form of the FrankenMaggie This creature is so large it has a BD. Which scares most Men. The Loch Ness Monster is very scary and fat and ugly. Stand to close to a Loch Ness Monster and you might get butt fucked by it's cankles.

OMG. That Loch Ness Monster's Cankle just went up my ass.

Oh GOD! That Loch Ness Monster is actually FrankenMAGGIE!

by ASOBFAN June 29, 2004

louce

(n) lazy ass; dumbass

My dog is such a louce. All she does is sleep and meow.

by princess of sheepa June 11, 2006

loch ness monster

a living, breathing, membrane(member) that sometimes gets irritated, in other words, extended.

He calls it the loch ness monster.

by megida March 29, 2008

lochy

lochy is another name for emo. most lochys you will find are either emo, scene or goth. do not be friends with a lochy.

guy1 - man lochy is weird.

guy2 - yeah man hes an emo.

by catwalking24 September 27, 2010