Hooby looby

When you get the straight laced conservative white man to suck your dick behind the Hobby Lobby.

I was getting the eyes, I thought he wanted a hooby looby.

He made an anti gay comment in the check out line and I told him I'd give him a hooby looby in the back. He said yes!

by Thatbitch240 January 11, 2023

I lobe you

saying I love you without saying love. Meaning you like someone or are interested by them without being in love with them.

I lobe you but I'm not in love with you.

by luvaly October 22, 2023

on the lobe of my ear

An expression used when you are able to hum and/or sing along to a song that is playing but not able to name it

Joe: Lalalalalalalalala Ooooooooh
Sarah: What song is that?
Joe: I dont know, its on the lobe of my ear.

by yecamnaht23 October 12, 2010

The hooker no looker

The hooker no looker is when a guy grabs his digidi dog and holds it than proceeds to look away and nut than starts spraying on that hoe or guy if ur gay like ethan

Yessssssssssssss daddy said seleena hit me with the hooker no looker

by Ivegivenuponlife May 22, 2019

boburnhams.left.ear.lobe

A really cool and nice mutual who makes Bo Burnham related content.

Boconut #1: "Have you seen boburnhams.left.ear.lobe's edits?"
Boconut #2: "Yeah, they're very impressive!"

by Imaspecialkindawhiteguyy October 17, 2021

I'm not smart because I looked up the word “me” in urban dictionary

Stop- just stop you’ve went too far

Stop..

Why are you still reading this what’s wrong with you-

Ok, you want it ?!?!

FINE!!! THE PERSON WHO IS READING THIS IS YOU NOT ME, ME IS 1 IQ…

You may have a higher iq then me because i don’t have iq…

Anywaysss… why does the cloud say me is dumb?

Word definition - “Me is me.” “You is you” “when you look yourself up in the dictionary it makes me puke..!”

#Me is myself.. the writer-
#You are the person reading this
Ok?!?!

“Me” is the person writing this

“You.” Are the reader.. WOW- SURPRISE. SURPRISE..

I'm not smart because I looked up the word “me” in urban dictionary.. the definition of you

by No…. …. I said no…. April 19, 2023

Loomer

A dried and probably stinky piece of feces stuck in a hard to find place.

I was scratchin for a loomer, but came up with nuthin.

by george-inslc June 20, 2011