Townie lizard

A local woman who tries to fuck every fraternity brother that she meets at the bar.

Man I when to the bar and those townie lizards surrounded me.

by The hater going hate November 12, 2019

Trolling the Lizard

A Puerto Rican dude and his redhead counterpart made this term to signify smoking weed.

I was trolling the lizard so hard I got the munchies big time.

by PR09! August 20, 2012

pet lizard

Generally a woman that hooks up with truckers and lets them stay the night have sex freaky shit too usually for financial benefit (bills, trips, clothes etc) generally live in trucking hub cities or routes these women generally have 3 or more kids with fuckboy baby daddies and statistically live in the hood think of it as a level 2 or upgraded lot lizard

Trucker 1: Frank, did you find a new pet lizard for Jackson yet?

Trucker 2: I told you Bill, her name is Shandi!

by Tommybean September 2, 2019

lizard school

Lizard school is when man gives a woman oral in a in and motion.

Last night bob took lisa to lizard school and she scream with excitement. His tongue was moving so fast as he lick that pussy. He had pussy juice all over his tongue are he took lizard school and taught a lesson.

by Stumpp Daddy November 27, 2017

Shane lizard

The best character on big mouth

His real name is Shane wizard but some dumb kid called him Shane lizard

Dumb kid: Hey I got harassed by Shane lizard
Some other kid: it’s Shane wizard dumbass

by Slaysause June 29, 2022

Throat Lizard

A throat lizard (or pork missile, glizzy) is a hot-dog sold by the cart girl on a golf course

Oh boy, I am starving! I'm going to destroy 2 throat lizard at the turn

by Seannoob March 14, 2022

Lizard Launch

the act of jizzing so much and fast, that the other person is launched off of the male rod.

Please don't lizard launch me

I did you hear that blank got lizard launched last night.

by Lizard Len March 2, 2014