food libraries

It's a grocery store ya douche-bag.

as in the heavy metal cartoon,Metalocalypse -
Murderface: "i think they call this the food libraries."
Swissgar: "It's a grocery store ya douche-bag."

by xmunchkinx December 17, 2008

librarian

A person who is so anal that they have sought a job to define their compulsive tendencies. As librarians, these 'overly enthusiastic' individuals can not only revel in their compulvieness, they can force it on other people too. Librarians often bait people into their dens by offering information or entertainment, usually of the wholesome kind.

Information in Librarian dens (often called Libraries) is sorted meticulously by a variety of nonsensical systems. Some libaries have been known to assign numbers to CDs in the order they purchase them and then organize them by number, effectively hindering any person from finding the CD that they want.

"Shh! This is a library!"
-Common Librarian Quote

by Tim Miller January 3, 2004

Librarian

a librarian is a weird usually older(middle aged) lonely woman. they have weird quirks and often don't know how to interact with children and normal people. they become librarians because they don't fit into the real world. they are ugly and wear hideous clothes. you can often find that they are obese or chubby. they usually live alone in a lonely little apartment in the suburbs with seven cats and don't answer the door to little trick or treaters or girl scouts. they will yell at you for the stupidest shit. they think theyre making the world better by being librarians but everyone really hates them because theyre mean and EVIL!

that bitch librarian just yelled at me for whispering

by lizzy 2992 November 13, 2005

librarian

Those people who go off at you when you talk too loudly.

Librarian: *grabs their megaphone* 'Shhhhh!'

by Rock DJ June 27, 2005

The Rude Librarian

When you shush somebody while placing your middle finger on your lips instead of the traditional index finger, indicating that they should not only silence themselves, but fuck off as well. Best used against someone in mid-sentence.

Guy1- "Are you completely retar..."
Guy2-(placing middle finger on lips)- "Shhhhh"
Guy3- "oh shit, he just gave you The Rude Librarian!"

by El Muchacho Grande February 16, 2012

librarian

a really big bitch that all of the world wants to die

omg my mom is a total librarian

by voice of the american people April 9, 2005

Librarian

Member of the political Libertarian Party.

Dorothy was neither a Republican or a Democrat. She was a member of the Libertarian Party and identified herself as a Librarian.

by Sassy Arkansassy February 1, 2009