Lesberation

The act of freeing the clitoris in the name of the lesbian liberation front.

Ellen DeGeneres initiated lesberation all over her tv show when she interviewed a GOP candidate.

by Anonymous12311 June 15, 2010

jackin' lumber

to jack someones lumber or to be jackin' lumber lumber is basically to give someone a hand job.

Guy:"wanna come over tonight and jack my lumber?"
Girl:"eww, thats disgusting I'm never even going to touch you perv!"
Guy:"oh come on, its not like you've never been jackin' lumber before"
Girl:"Fuck You!"

by MattThePhrat September 5, 2007

butt lumber

a really large poop that is quite hard in nature

Damn! I just had the biggest piece of butt lumber! i didn't even need to wipe it was so hard!

by kodabmx June 17, 2010

Lumberjack-Style

A term used to define a 3-way sexual encounter involving 2 males & 1 female, where the female is on her hands & knees, and each male is inserted in opposite ends of the female and pushes/pulls her back and forth, resembling old-school lumberjacks standing at opposite ends of a tree, each pushing/pulling either end of a 2-man logging saw. Think of it as doggy-style, but with an added way of shutting her up other than the pillow *lmao*!!

Bob: "Joe's freaked out about the idea of having a 3-way with Jack & his girlfriend. He doesn't like the idea of crossing swords with him because he's afraid that's gay. He doesn't have to worry if they both go lumberjack-style on her."

Max: "It'll sure FEEL gay if the two happen to lock eyes while they're doin' it, so tell him to be careful *lmao*!"

by CactusHeart October 31, 2010

lumber

an acoustic guitar

"Man, this room sure has a lot of nice lumber."
"Huh?"

by somedude611 November 27, 2011

LumberJack

When someone prevents you from getting an erection, or does something that completely turns you off.

Just like a lumberjack cuts down a huge tree, it can be compared to someone killing your wood

Similar to a cock-block but worse; it could ruin several moments instead of just one.

Bro1: " Dude, last night my roommate walked in on my girlfriend and I making out. The date was ruined and now my girlfriend is afraid of my roommate walking in on us."

Bro 2: "What a lumberjack!!!!"

by MonotoneJoe November 27, 2010

Lumberjack

When you are in the process of tea bagging someone, you pause for a moment with the balls resting on the face. You then hold the penis (still soft works best) up in the air and yell "Timber!" Then proceed to let shaft fall onto the persons face, preferably with a distinct smacking sound. For additional amusement, perform this while executing the ballnoculars, or the Gonzo.

My girlfriend was already angry with me last night, so I figured I may as well tea bag her with a couple of lumberjacks thrown in for good measure.

by helpy helperton April 15, 2012