by TheGameshowHost November 2, 2018
Get the laura conolemug. A female that attends a high school in the class of 2023 that makes dark jokes. Dark jokes are very funny and make me laugh. Laura doesn't take shits from no one. Laura no giv a fuk
by OfficialMythical January 8, 2020
Get the Laura Lopezmug. At one point both of us will be long gone, and all that will be left of our epic friendship for future generations of users to look at is this entry.
-Look at these girls, they look like they’re really having fun over there.
-Yeah, it’s Kristian and Laura.
-Yeah, it’s Kristian and Laura.
by Laurahatesyoumore January 23, 2023
Get the Kristian and Lauramug. A female who, after drinking cheap whiskey, curses you by the microwave just before scurrying to the bathroom to answer her old dopeman she used to blow who is calling from an upstate prison.
her: Can you buy me a bottle?
him: Why so you can turn into a loyal laura?
or: Damn i married a loyal laura !!!
him: Why so you can turn into a loyal laura?
or: Damn i married a loyal laura !!!
by mywifeisashy December 8, 2018
Get the Loyal Lauramug. The kindest, selfless, most beautiful girl.
She's the prettiest, she tries her best to make everyone around her feel loved and like they are in the right place, she has a smile that lights up every room she steps in, she feels everything so deeply, she's just breathtaking. You will love her as soon as you see her true self
She's the prettiest, she tries her best to make everyone around her feel loved and like they are in the right place, she has a smile that lights up every room she steps in, she feels everything so deeply, she's just breathtaking. You will love her as soon as you see her true self
by anonymous November 22, 2021
Get the Maria Lauramug. The kindest, selfless, most beautiful girl.
She's the prettiest, she tries her best to make everyone around her feel loved and like they are in the right place, she has a smile that lights up every room she steps in, she feels everything so deeply, she's just breathtaking. You will love her as soon as you see her true self
She's the prettiest, she tries her best to make everyone around her feel loved and like they are in the right place, she has a smile that lights up every room she steps in, she feels everything so deeply, she's just breathtaking. You will love her as soon as you see her true self
by anonymous November 22, 2021
Get the Maria Lauramug. A very hot and level minded milf who was outed and fired from her job for being a lesbian in the late 90s. Will be blunt and tell you her honest opinion while recommending therapy. Don’t cut her off
by MoonlightMilfs January 11, 2022
Get the Laura Petersonmug.