mywifeisashy's definitions

Loyal Laura

A female who, after drinking cheap whiskey, curses you by the microwave just before scurrying to the bathroom to answer her old dopeman she used to blow who is calling from an upstate prison.

her: Can you buy me a bottle?
him: Why so you can turn into a loyal laura?
or: Damn i married a loyal laura !!!

by mywifeisashy December 8, 2018