Loafing

When a man only gets "half hard"

Tom was loafing during class

by Tiim Howard October 3, 2010

Laxing beast

A guy or girl whos entire life revolves around lax aka Lacrosse. They have no life whatsoever, and everyone ends up disliking them because that is all they ever talk about. Lax Lacrosse Beast

My life is like blah blah blah LAX

by NewAgeInc. February 28, 2005

Laying in bed

A great reproductive strategy if you're a retard with a fat cock and your case worker is will to schedule women for a shift to come fuck you. Works great. I've seen it.

Hym "I'm not internally using your pseudonym to characterize an entire manor of behavior ok. So maybe cool it a little bit. Yeah?"

Iam "What does that have to do with laying in bed?"

Hym "Nothing. I'm just saying. How about you relax over there guy."

by Hym Iam May 9, 2022

laying pipe

when a girl sleeps with a guy with a large penis

Damn, I'd heard Joe be laying pipe

by Monique May 13, 2004

loafing

The act of traveling to a local bakery with the intention of buying and consuming a loaf of bread as a meal. Usually done in groups containing an even number of persons so that each member is allowed half of a loaf.

"Would you like to go loafing for lunch today?"

by Tyler Sanderson September 20, 2008

laying pipe

Pooper sex.

Man, I was laying pipe with this one nasty chick last night and she farted and cried at the same time.

by B. Miller October 22, 2003

Laying Siege

A sexual manuevre involving 5 men and 1 woman, where the woman is being penetrated in nearly every orifice. The female performs a pterodactyl on three men while riding cowgirl on another and taking it up the anus from the final man doggy style

You see that shit man, their laying siege upon that bitch

by foshizzlemynizzlebodizzle November 4, 2011