Mexican Lumberjack

A sex move in which a male is fornicating a female from behind and then takes out an axe and cuts on of the females legs off and then gizzs on the stump.

Yo man the mexican lumberjack is my favorite sex move, too bad you can only do it twice to your partner.

by Stevie Harlow May 1, 2010

lumberjacking

The act of masturbating whilst watching someone else take a shit, or the act of taking a shit whilst someone watching masturbates

Man, my wife is a dirty bitch - we did some serious lumberjacking last night! She squatted over a glass coffee table & took a shit while I was underneath, masturbating furiously!!

by Jack Shit II July 20, 2008

lumberry

to lumberry means to cum prematurely

That boy Jason you met the other night... Did he lumberry, or did he last?

by WHED September 21, 2009

Lumberjackie

A very tall and masculine chick that would be a great lumberjack.

Jenn: Whoa, that chick looks like Paul Bunyan.

Gina: Yeah, that's a Lumberjackie forsure.

by xjj May 4, 2011

jackin' lumber

to jack someones lumber or to be jackin' lumber lumber is basically to give someone a hand job.

Guy:"wanna come over tonight and jack my lumber?"
Girl:"eww, thats disgusting I'm never even going to touch you perv!"
Guy:"oh come on, its not like you've never been jackin' lumber before"
Girl:"Fuck You!"

by MattThePhrat September 5, 2007

butt lumber

a really large poop that is quite hard in nature

Damn! I just had the biggest piece of butt lumber! i didn't even need to wipe it was so hard!

by kodabmx June 17, 2010

dumbledore's lumberjacks

An elite group of talented individuals dedicated to the pursuit of fightiing the evil lord voldemort and voldytrees using the power of the jedi, legos, pancakes and nonnative tree chopping superskills!

"ALAS, here beith and evil voldytree of doom! what is there to do! i might as well wait for me imminent doom to come to me. BUT WAIT! i can entrust the death of this evil voldytree with the sacred group of dumbledore's lumberjacks! by george, i know they'll take care of this wretched tree with there fabulous jedi and wizarding powers! and why'll theyre at it im just sure they'll build me a lego castle along with some fresh pancakes to fufill my hungerment needs and desires!"

by supreme overlord lumberjack November 28, 2007