by thewizzyman June 18, 2017
Get the Wild Logicmug. Physics or logic so rediculously stupid , you'd have to be in Hyrule (or Termina) for it to make sense
Friend: Wait so when I restart the three days I loose all my arrows, money ,bombs, and fairies , but I don't lose my bow , bomb bag ,or bottles? How does that work?
Me: Zelda Logic
Me: Zelda Logic
by HiroTS February 14, 2015
Get the Zelda Logicmug. A way of figuring out what is going to happen in any television show--particularly CSI--because of universal constants of things that just have to happen in the show (read examples). This isn't because of the episode itself, but because of the formula of the show. This includes game shows, dramas, sitcoms, anime and even video games.
"He can't be the bad guy, it's only five minutes into the episode!"
"New person on the team for no reason? He's totally the murderer. Typical CSI logic."
"The main character isn't gonna die, there's still like 500 more episodes left!"
"I knew someone was going to die, because it's the series finale."
"He's not going to win the million dollars, there's only like five minutes left!"
"It's an anime about an MMORPG, the main character has to marry the first female character he meets."
"New person on the team for no reason? He's totally the murderer. Typical CSI logic."
"The main character isn't gonna die, there's still like 500 more episodes left!"
"I knew someone was going to die, because it's the series finale."
"He's not going to win the million dollars, there's only like five minutes left!"
"It's an anime about an MMORPG, the main character has to marry the first female character he meets."
by Ferriswheel31 November 29, 2012
Get the CSI Logicmug. Secretly an alt
by Aguywithashortname November 14, 2019
Get the Simple Logicmug. The practice of engaging in excessively pedantic argument, going to the extreme and unnecessary intricacies.
"Let the Almighty step in and arrange things in a proper way. No more logic-chopping!"
used by the Indian revolutionary Bhagat Singh in his essay - Why I am an Atheist, while ridiculing the theists for their ultra-philosophical answers of grief in the world and God's role in it.
used by the Indian revolutionary Bhagat Singh in his essay - Why I am an Atheist, while ridiculing the theists for their ultra-philosophical answers of grief in the world and God's role in it.
by mdadilhn May 19, 2016
Get the logic-choppingmug. Making the best out of an F-d up situation.
Always looking at the bright side even when everything seems to be crumbling apart.
An obsured way of being positive through dark humor.
Always looking at the bright side even when everything seems to be crumbling apart.
An obsured way of being positive through dark humor.
She busted out my car windows so now I don't need to replace my a/c, thats so Forest Logic.
Forest Logic is coming home to four slashed tires and being excited to run to work.
Do you wanna hear some Forest Logic? My family trying to kill me only built character.
Here's some Forest Logic for you. Since I lost my sence of smell. Farts don't bother me.
Getting stabbed only attracted more women thanks to Forest Logic.
Forest Logic is coming home to an eviction notice and being excited to use the new survival pack.
Forest Logic is coming home to four slashed tires and being excited to run to work.
Do you wanna hear some Forest Logic? My family trying to kill me only built character.
Here's some Forest Logic for you. Since I lost my sence of smell. Farts don't bother me.
Getting stabbed only attracted more women thanks to Forest Logic.
Forest Logic is coming home to an eviction notice and being excited to use the new survival pack.
by TreeDiddlyMaFnD January 29, 2018
Get the Forest Logicmug. *Alarm clock buzzes at 7am*
Head voice: "I got an 8:00am meeting, but its raining out so no one will show up 'til 8:30 anyway."
*Alarm goes off at 7am*
Head voice: "If I skip the gym this morning I can squeeze it in tonight after monday night football."
I thought I could sleep in yet get to work on time if I dressed down and skipped breakfast. A.M. logic is dangerous.
Head voice: "I got an 8:00am meeting, but its raining out so no one will show up 'til 8:30 anyway."
*Alarm goes off at 7am*
Head voice: "If I skip the gym this morning I can squeeze it in tonight after monday night football."
I thought I could sleep in yet get to work on time if I dressed down and skipped breakfast. A.M. logic is dangerous.
by Underdawg215 October 21, 2010
Get the A.M. logicmug.